The High-Tech Milking Machine | 高科技挤奶机
A farmer tests a new high-tech milking machine on himself, finding it pleasurable but then gettin...
The Unexpected Patient | 不期而至的病人
An 86-year-old man visits his doctor, concerned about physical symptoms during intimacy. The doct...
Broken Promises | 失落的承诺
A wife, determined to prove her frugality, enters a closing-down sale against her husband's grump...
How Kangaroo Got His Tail | 袋鼠如何得到尾巴
A tale of friendship turned to rivalry between a kangaroo and a wombat. Their disagreement over w...
Robin Hood and Little John | 罗宾汉与小约翰
The passage recounts the legendary origins of Robin Hood's band in Sherwood Forest, formed in opp...
Helen of Troy | 特洛伊的海伦
Helen of Troy, famed for her divine beauty, sparked the Trojan War by eloping with Paris. Her sto...
The Two-Thousand-Dollar Fish | 价值两千美元的鱼
Two fishermen invest heavily in gear and endure a rough journey, only to catch a single fish, hum...
Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试
A humorous and satirical true/false quiz that intentionally pairs sexual and anatomical terms wit...
I Dream of Jeannie | 我梦见了珍妮
Two shipwreck survivors find a magic lamp, but the genie grants only one wish. One man impulsivel...
Tales From the Seven Seas | 七海奇谈
A sailor inquires about a pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch. The pirate's dramatic tales of s...
To Feel Like a Woman | 像个女人
A woman on a storm-ravaged flight, fearing death, desperately asks if anyone can make her "feel l...
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained | 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
A boastful English tutor is challenged by students with literal translations of Chinese idioms, f...
Dinner's Ready | 晚餐已备
A humorous anecdote about a parent whose cooking sets off the smoke alarm. Despite fire-safety tr...
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on a porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shockin...
The Perfect Son | 完美的儿子
A parent proudly claims to have a perfect son who doesn't smoke, drink, or stay out late. The pun...
Criticize | 批评的自由
An American visitor to Russia contrasts the freedom to criticize one's own government in the U.S....
My First and My Last | 第一次与最后一次
George, a skilled pilot, takes his friend Mark for a flight full of aerial tricks. After a harrow...
Whose Plate? | 谁的盘子
A guest questions why the hotel dog is intently watching him eat. The host humorously suggests it...
Guns Buried in the Garden | 埋在花园里的枪
A clever prisoner tricks authorities into plowing his father's garden by claiming guns are buried...
We Share Everything | 分享一切
A trucker offers to buy a meal for an elderly woman who is sharing food with her husband, only to...
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