A husband and his blonde wife were asleep in bed. Around 2 AM, they were both awakened by the neighbor's dog barking extremely loudly.
After lying awake for thirty minutes, she told her husband to do something about the barking dog. He replied that he had tried telling the dog to be quiet before, but it always kept barking. There was nothing he could do.
After another fifteen minutes of incessant barking, the blonde wife said in frustration, "Well, if you won't do anything, I will!"
She jumped out of bed and went outside. A few minutes later, she returned to bed.
The husband sat up, still hearing the dog bark. He asked, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem. I can still hear him!"
She replied, "I did fix the problem! I tied the dog in our yard. Let's see how the neighbors like that!"