Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained | 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
A boastful English tutor is challenged by students with literal translations of Chinese idioms, f...
The Office Christmas Party | 办公室圣诞晚会
A colleague declines an invitation to the office Christmas party, citing his anxious pet centiped...
The Divorce | 离婚
A man celebrates his newfound freedom after divorcing his domineering wife, only to be arrested m...
How Much for a Season Pass? | 季票多少钱？
A dean announces escalating fines for students entering opposite-gender dormitories. A witty stud...
Not to Be Taken Out | 概不外借
Mark Twain cleverly mirrored a neighbor's restrictive borrowing policy when the neighbor later wi...
Such a Long Dog | 如此长的狗
A blind man steps on two different dogs in succession and mistakes them for one extraordinarily l...
The Awkward Marksman | 尴尬的神枪手
A soldier who is a terrible shot is sarcastically told by his officer to shoot himself with his l...
Take That Gum Out and Put Your Feet In | 把口香糖拿出来，把脚放进去
A teacher catches a student chewing gum with her feet in the aisle and delivers a witty, scolding...
The Mask Request | 面具之请
A humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding at a party, where a woman is asked to remove a mask ...
I Wish | 但愿如此
A wife humorously expresses her wish to be a newspaper to gain her husband's constant attention, ...
Thirteen | 十三
A curious man peeks through a hole in an asylum's fence after hearing chants of "Thirteen," only ...
The Perfect Hat | 完美的帽子
A fussy customer's witty retort turns a salesman's flattery on its head, revealing the humorous f...
Headline Photo | 要上头条了
Two journalists fleeing a bear joke that one of them will make the front-page news. | 两名被熊追赶的记者打趣...
Hands Off | 请勿使用
A hostess's overly harsh warning note meant for her children inadvertently deters her guests from...
He's Shaving You | 他正在给你刮胡须
A playboy flirts with a manicurist at a barber shop, only to discover her husband is the barber s...
Replacement Rooster | 替代公鸡
A driver accidentally hits a rooster, then offers to replace it for the farmer. The farmer's lite...
The Bookish Chicken | 爱读书的鸡
A librarian is repeatedly asked for books by a chicken. Her curiosity leads her to follow the chi...
The Elephant Book Competition | 大象之书竞赛
A humorous account of a UN-sponsored competition where various nations and an organization submit...
Golf in Heaven | 天堂高尔夫
A humorous story depicts Moses, Jesus, and God playing golf, each using their divine powers for i...
Screening Process | 天堂筛选
A humorous story about Heaven's new screening process based on salary, where a low income immedia...
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