A Dog Named Time | 一条名叫时间的狗
A lonely elderly man names his new puppy "Time." As the dog grows from a slow puppy to a fast, in...
Robin Hood and Little John | 罗宾汉与小约翰
The passage recounts the legendary origins of Robin Hood's band in Sherwood Forest, formed in opp...
Monkeys Try to Scoop the Moon | 猴子捞月
A group of monkeys mistake the moon's reflection in a well for the real moon and form a chain to ...
The Man and the Seagulls | 人与海鸥
A man's pure friendship with seagulls is broken when his father asks him to capture them, causing...
A Flower in the Desert | 沙漠之花
A young desert flower's sole wish is to bring beauty to her barren home. After surviving a near-f...
The Snake and Jupiter | 蛇与朱庇特
A snake complains to Jupiter about being stepped on, but Jupiter advises that a firm initial resp...
Thirteen Equals One | 十三等于一
A vicar is surprised when the long-silent church clock strikes thirteen times at one o'clock. Inv...
A Great Grief | 巨大的悲伤
A story in two parts: first, a lady visits to sell tannery shares with her old pug, Puggie. Later...
The Cunning Shoemaker | 狡猾的鞋匠
A poor but clever shoemaker repeatedly outwits a band of greedy robbers through a series of ingen...
Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试
A humorous and satirical true/false quiz that intentionally pairs sexual and anatomical terms wit...
Moving from the City | 从城市搬来
A city man inquires about local pastimes in rural West Virginia and receives a circular, humorous...
The Three Caves | 三个洞穴
Three explorers face a tribal test involving three perilous caves, with a darkly humorous twist r...
Dinosaurs on Economics | 恐龙谈经济学
A humorous dialogue between two dinosaurs satirizes the perceived complexity and impracticality o...
The Genie's Warning | 精灵的警告
Three women find a genie who grants IQ-boosting wishes. The first two become brilliantly intellec...
The Energetic Wife | 精力旺盛的妻子
A humorous dialogue where a husband explains a loud nighttime noise by revealing his angry wife t...
Girls' Night Out | 闺蜜之夜
Two friends, after a tipsy night out, improvise in a graveyard with humorous consequences reveale...
My First and My Last | 第一次与最后一次
George, a skilled pilot, takes his friend Mark for a flight full of aerial tricks. After a harrow...
The Stubborn Horse | 倔强的马
A novelist recovering from madness presents his psychiatrist with a 500-page manuscript consistin...
Worn Out? | 还没穿破？
A recruit argues with a quartermaster for new shoes, claiming his current pair is so thin-soled h...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...
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