At a hockey game, three men sat behind some nuns whose habits partially blocked their view. They decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
The first man said loudly, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
The second man spoke up, "I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."
The third man said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!"