This Is a Recording | 这是一段录音
A darkly humorous airline announcement welcomes passengers aboard a flight, then calmly describes...
A Backhanded Compliment | 一句“恭维”话
A boy defends his behavior to his angry mother by claiming he paid a girl a compliment at the dan...
Who Is This? | 你是哪一个？
A college student calls home seeking comfort for her unique struggles, only to have her father in...
Worn Out? | 还没穿破？
A recruit argues with a quartermaster for new shoes, claiming his current pair is so thin-soled h...
A Hasty Retreat | 仓皇归途
A mountain man returns home exhausted after a week, explaining he spent days fleeing from a bear ...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 慎重许愿
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their 60th birthday. The wife wishes for world tr...
The Bachelor's Form | 单身汉的表格
Jack humorously informs a nurse he's a bachelor after filling out hospital forms, hinting at his ...
Smarter in Dreams | 梦中更聪明
A student tells his teacher he solved a math problem in a dream but forgot the solution upon waki...
A Cheerful Response | 欣然回应
A student writes a frustrated holiday message on his exam; his professor responds with a witty an...
I Can't Let Him Get Away | 不能让他跑了
A female crab marries a male crab because he walks straight, unlike others. The next day, he reve...
The Pope in Heaven | 天堂里的教皇
A Pope arrives in heaven and is given a modest cottage. He later discovers a lawyer living in a g...
Golf in Heaven | 天堂高尔夫
A humorous story depicts Moses, Jesus, and God playing golf, each using their divine powers for i...
How to Get into Heaven | 如何进入天堂
A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds would grant entry to heaven, only to receiv...
All Except the Music | 除了音乐，一切都很美好
A teacher organizes a concert outing with treats for her class, hoping to foster an appreciation ...
Childproof Cap | 儿童安全瓶盖
A four-year-old girl, unable to open a childproof medicine bottle, is amazed when her mother expl...
Hairspray | 发胶妙用
A boy earns five dollars from his grandfather by using hairspray to stiffen a worm and put it bac...
I'm a Bachelor | 我是个单身汉
Jack humorously informs a nurse of his marital status after a bicycle accident. | 杰克在自行车事故后，幽默地向护...
The Personal Ad Prank | 一则征友广告的玩笑
A cleverly written personal ad, purportedly from a woman named Daisy, attracted over 15,000 calls...
Master Pfriem | 鞋匠普弗里姆师傅
Master Pfriem, a perpetually critical shoemaker, finds fault with everyone and everything on eart...
Fairyland | 仙境奇遇
Jesse and Mary Sue run away from home after their father announces his remarriage. They discover ...
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