Johnny Is Busy | 约翰尼正忙着呢
A morning phone call finds Johnny too busy getting ready for school to talk, with his whole famil...
At the Zoo with Dad | 和爸爸在动物园
A boy visits the zoo with his mother and later with his father, persistently asking about an elep...
The Little Package | 小包装
A kind, elderly church organist innocently uses a condom as a health charm, believing it prevents...
Massage | 按摩
A man on a massage table becomes aroused during a massage. The masseuse notices and offers to lea...
A Thanksgiving Forecast | 感恩节气象预报
This humorous piece mimics a weather forecast to describe the Thanksgiving feast experience, from...
The Wager | 赌约
An elderly man makes a provocative wager with a car dealer, challenging him to mimic intimate act...
Birthday Miracles | 生日奇迹
A man tries to uphold a family tradition of walking on water on his 21st birthday, only to nearly...
Graduate Mindsets | 研究生思维面面观
A humorous take on the stereotypical questions associated with graduate students from different a...
Fables in Phrases: Three Idioms from Aesop | 源自寓言的成语：三个伊索寓言典故
This article explains three common English idioms derived from Aesop's Fables: 'a dog in the mang...
The Mark on the Water | 刻舟求银
A man loses a silver bowl at sea and marks the spot on the water, foolishly searching for it mont...
The Grass Eater | 吃草的人
A rich man invites a poor grass-eater and his family to his home, seemingly out of kindness, only...
None Other Than a Soldier | 唯士兵而已
A new lieutenant learns a fundamental lesson about military service when a sergeant humorously po...
Windows Recall Notice | Windows 召回通知
A humorous recall notice for a fictional "Alabama Edition" of Windows 98, detailing its culturall...
Why Are Hen's Legs Short? | 母鸡的腿为何短？
A child asks why hens have short legs, and the parent humorously explains that long legs might ca...
Give Him Another Chance | 再给他一次机会
A husband wants to fire his chauffeur for nearly causing fatal accidents multiple times, but his ...
The Bread and Butter Charge | 面包与黄油账单
A lawyer, charged for unrequested bread and butter at a restaurant, responds by sending the resta...
The Traffic Fine Receipt | 交通罚单收据
A motorist grumbles about a traffic fine receipt, and a clerk humorously suggests that four such ...
Grandpa Will Pay the Bill | 爷爷付账
A girl agrees to a flirtatious clerk's offer to pay "one kiss per yard" for fabric, then cleverly...
Where's the Bread I Asked For? | 我让你拿的面包呢
A dying man, smelling fresh bread, asks his daughter to bring him a piece, only to be told by her...
Life as a Female Bear | 雌熊的生活
The author humorously envies the life of a female bear, highlighting the perks of hibernation, pr...
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