Weather Forecast | 天气预报
A modern tribal chief, unsure about the winter forecast, repeatedly calls the National Weather Se...
Biblical Signs | 圣经的征兆
George W. Bush repeatedly tries to get Moses's attention in an airport, only to receive a cold sh...
A Welcome Guest | 受欢迎的听众
A two-year-old wanders into a college calculus class and is allowed to stay by the professor, who...
Doctor's Orders | 医嘱
A humorous dialogue where Jack misunderstands the doctor's prescription to take medicine "in wate...
The Painless Hair Solution | 无痛生发方案
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 for a painless method to replicate her hair. Her ingenious and...
So Far Back Already | 我已经往回跑了这么远
A WWI soldier, fleeing from a dangerous battle, is stopped by an officer. To his shock, the offic...
Man vs. Dog in Chess | 人狗对弈
A visitor is astonished to see his friend playing chess with a dog, praising the dog's intelligen...
The Traffic Fine Receipt | 交通罚单收据
A motorist grumbles about a traffic fine receipt, and a clerk humorously suggests that four such ...
I've Fallen | 我跌倒了
A priest tires of adultery confessions, so his parishioners adopt "fallen" as a code word. A new ...
Bat Problem | 蝙蝠的难题
Three southern pastors discuss their bat infestations. Two have tried conventional methods in vai...
A Present | 一份礼物
Kate plans to give her mother a teapot for her birthday, only to reveal she has just broken the e...
I Can Go Home | 我可以回家了
A teacher promises early dismissal to the first student who answers his question. The next day, B...
Don't Bother Me | 别烦我
A kind man tries to comfort a boy with a black eye, only to receive a sharp retort about the man'...
Mushroom or Toadstool? | 蘑菇还是毒蕈？
A humorous dialogue where an older scout gives a perilously practical, if dangerous, method for d...
At the Zoo with Dad | 和爸爸在动物园
A boy visits the zoo with his mother and later with his father, persistently asking about an elep...
Aliens in Texas | 德州外星人
Two aliens mistake a gas pump for an Earthling and attack it, causing a massive explosion. After ...
The $800 Debt | 八百美元的债务
A wife, answering the door in a towel, is offered $800 by her neighbor Bob to drop it. She does, ...
Catherine and Her Destiny | 凯瑟琳与她的命运
Catherine chooses a happy old age over a happy youth, leading to years of hardship until her Dest...
The Shower Saver | 节水器的误会
A man at a home show humorously misunderstands the concept of "saving" water, thinking he would n...
The Nerd's Choice | 书呆子的选择
A nerd explains how he acquired a new bike after a woman offered him a choice between the bike an...
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