Two Hearts Beating | 两颗心脏在跳动
A patient feels two heartbeats after surgery, leading the nurse to humorously connect it to the s...
Where Are the Tails? | 尾巴哪去了？
An evolution lecturer, after a long talk, questions where human tails have gone if we once had th...
The Parrot | 鹦鹉
A talkative parrot, threatened with being sent to the zoo if it embarrasses its owners again, can...
Life as a Female Bear | 雌熊的生活
The author humorously envies the life of a female bear, highlighting the perks of hibernation, pr...
Energy Efficient Vehicle | 节能马车
A humorous encounter with an Amish carriage in Pennsylvania, where a hand-printed sign on the bac...
Making Others Glad | 让他人高兴
A Sunday school teacher asks her students about making others happy. A boy shares that he made hi...
Tonto Kowalski | 当波兰裔遇上印第安裔
A businessman on a plane meets a woman reading a book on sexual statistics, which claims American...
Three Big Rednecks | 三个大块头红脖子
A man in a bar attempts to tell a redneck joke to a group of three large men who identify as redn...
A Clever Save | 聪明的省钱法
An American tourist in London tries to pay the cheaper follow-up fee by pretending to be a return...
A Promise | 承诺
A hard-up author gives his landlady a convoluted and conditional promise to pay his rent arrears,...
Such a Long Dog | 如此长的狗
A blind man steps on two different dogs in succession and mistakes them for one extraordinarily l...
The Gay Man and Saint Peter | 同性恋男子与圣彼得
A gay man repeatedly succumbs to temptation in heaven, leading Saint Peter to send him to hell. L...
The Watergate Honeymooners | 水门旅馆的蜜月新人
A honeymoon couple at the Watergate Hotel, paranoid about hidden microphones, dismantles a suspic...
The Fortuneteller | 算命师
A man visits a fortuneteller for fun. When she claims he has two children, he corrects her, sayin...
Amish Bumper Sticker | 阿米什人的“保险杠贴纸”
A humorous, hand-printed sign on an Amish carriage in Pennsylvania advertises it as an energy-eff...
Work for 7up | 为七喜工作
Four friends at a maternity ward find ironic connections between their newborns and their jobs, u...
The Young King's Dream | 少年国王之梦
The Young King dreams of a weaver weaving his coronation robe with golden thread while lamenting ...
Hypnotist's Slip | 催眠师的失误
A famed hypnotist attempts to mesmerize an entire theatre audience with a family heirloom pocket ...
Slot Machine | 老虎机
A woman repeatedly buys sodas from a machine, believing each purchase is a 'win,' and refuses to ...
Clean Glass | 干净的杯子
Two thirsty builders, Joe and Fred, stop for lunch and order beer at a bar. Fred specifically req...
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