The Special Pig | 特别的猪
A farmer is intrigued by his friend's pig with a wooden leg. The friend recounts the pig's heroic...
Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧
Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...
Seeds of Imagination | 想象的种子
A father shares a "guy night" dinner at McDonald's with his young son, who, upon learning the spe...
The World's Greatest Swordsman | 世界上最伟大的击剑手
A tale of three swordsmen demonstrating their skill on flies. The greatest appears to miss entire...
Amish Bumper Sticker | 阿米什人的“保险杠贴纸”
A humorous, hand-printed sign on an Amish carriage in Pennsylvania advertises it as an energy-eff...
The Birthday Sex Certificate | 生日性爱礼券
A man, stumped for a birthday gift for his wife, follows his friend's suggestion to give her a ce...
Office Maxims | 办公室生存法则
A collection of satirical and cynical aphorisms about workplace culture, survival, and human natu...
Dormitory Rules | 宿舍规定
The Dean announces escalating fines for entering opposite-gender dorms, prompting a student to hu...
You Cook Better Now Than Before | 厨艺今胜昔
A story about Robert and Ann, a couple who met in the hospital. Their routine involves Robert cut...
The Croods | 《疯狂原始人》精彩词句
A collection of key phrases from the animated film 'The Croods', showcasing its humorous and dram...
Sober as a Judge | 法官的“清醒”
A judge, returning home drunk and soiled, invents a story about being vomited on by a criminal he...
Blondes at a Lightbulb | 金发女郎换灯泡
Three blondes call 911 for help while changing a light bulb. After confirming all steps were done...
Fill It with Water! | 注满水！
A genie grants three wishes to Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush. The Canadian wish...
The Brave Pig | 勇敢的猪
A boy discovers a three-legged pig with a wooden leg on a farm visit. The farmer praises the pig ...
Four Catholic Ladies | 四位天主教女士
Four Catholic mothers boast about their sons' prestigious religious titles, each with increasing ...
Pierced Ears | 穿耳洞
A teacher's third-grade students ask curious and literal questions about her newly pierced ears, ...
Mushroom or Toadstool? | 蘑菇还是毒蕈？
A humorous dialogue where an older scout gives a perilously practical, if dangerous, method for d...
Aliens in Texas | 德州外星人
Two aliens mistake a gas pump for an Earthling and attack it, causing a massive explosion. After ...
Tonto Kowalski | 当波兰裔遇上印第安裔
A businessman on a plane meets a woman reading a book on sexual statistics, which claims American...
The Nymphomaniac | 性瘾者
A man's casual encounter takes an exhausting turn when he discovers his partner's insatiable appe...
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