Expand and Contract | 热胀冷缩
A teacher asks for an example of thermal expansion and contraction, and a student humorously rela...
An Arithmetic Trick | 一道算术题
A clever student uses a flawed arithmetic progression to argue that a single apple is free, allow...
Coffee Breaks | 咖啡休息时间
A short, humorous joke in a Q&A format, playing on a stereotype about blondes and workplace train...
Morris's Wedding Night | 莫里斯的新婚之夜
An 85-year-old groom, Morris, surprises his young bride with remarkable stamina on their wedding ...
The Fortuneteller | 算命师
A man visits a fortuneteller for fun. When she claims he has two children, he corrects her, sayin...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A doctor delivers a diagnosis of Alzheimer's to a patient, framing it as 'bad news'. The punchlin...
The Mark on the Water | 刻舟求银
A man loses a silver bowl at sea and marks the spot on the water, foolishly searching for it mont...
The Tale of the Tomato | 番茄的故事
This article traces the journey of the tomato from its origins in the Americas to global acceptan...
Sober as a Judge | 法官的“清醒”
A judge, returning home drunk and soiled, invents a story about being vomited on by a criminal he...
The Genie's Wish | 精灵的愿望
A couple accidentally breaks a window while golfing, only to free a genie who grants them lavish ...
The Shower Saver | 节水器的误会
A man at a home show humorously misunderstands the concept of "saving" water, thinking he would n...
Why Are Hen's Legs Short? | 母鸡的腿为何短？
A child asks why hens have short legs, and the parent humorously explains that long legs might ca...
A Kiss | 一个吻
A speaker at a dinner receives a note with "KISS" from his wife, which a guest interprets as an a...
How Many People Do You Have? | 请问你们有多少人？
An American asks for the most powerful pistol and then calls a bank to inquire about the number o...
Grandpa Will Pay the Bill | 爷爷付账
A girl agrees to a flirtatious clerk's offer to pay "one kiss per yard" for fabric, then cleverly...
The Pope in Heaven | 天堂里的教皇
A Pope arrives in heaven and is given a modest cottage. He later discovers a lawyer living in a g...
Bat Problem | 蝙蝠的难题
Three southern pastors discuss their bat infestations. Two have tried conventional methods in vai...
Sex Positions | 性爱体位
A humorous anecdote from a Sex Ed class where a student's simple answer to a question about sexua...
Pierced Ears | 穿耳洞
A teacher's third-grade students ask curious and literal questions about her newly pierced ears, ...
The Farting Contest | 放屁比赛
A boastful student is challenged by his teacher to a flatulence contest, leading to an unexpected...
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