When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged. Before he could ask about it, the clerk had some good news.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had for so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried. "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! It had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."