Where's the Bread I Asked For? | 我让你拿的面包呢
A dying man, smelling fresh bread, asks his daughter to bring him a piece, only to be told by her...
Friend for Dinner | 请朋友吃饭
A husband invites a friend for dinner despite the messy house and unprepared wife, explaining his...
300% Impotent | 300% 无能
A woman humorously explains her husband's "300% impotence" to a confused doctor, citing both the ...
A Good Memory for Faces? | 对面孔的记忆力好吗？
A wife asks her husband if he has a good memory for faces. After he confirms, she reveals she bro...
What? | 什么？
A husband cites a study showing women speak twice as many words daily as men. His wife counters t...
Sex Positions | 性爱体位
A humorous anecdote from a Sex Ed class where a student's simple answer to a question about sexua...
What's Your Name? | 你叫什么名字？
A stern officer named Stone intimidates new recruits. When asking names, the last soldier hesitan...
Money or Friends? | 金钱还是朋友？
A humorous dialogue explores the relative importance of money and friendship, concluding that fri...
Make Your Fortune | 如何创造财富
A witty dialogue reveals a clever partnership where experience and capital are exchanged, ultimat...
The Special Pig | 特别的猪
A farmer is intrigued by his friend's pig with a wooden leg. The friend recounts the pig's heroic...
Vow of Silence | 沉默的誓言
A story about monks who break their annual vow of silence only to comment on the Christmas mashed...
The Biggest Lie | 最大的谎言
A minister scolds teens for lying about sex, claiming he never thought about it at their age, onl...
My Little Buttercup | 我的小毛茛
A golfer destroys a patch of buttercups and is cursed by Mother Nature to never have butter again...
Vasectomy Consultation | 结扎手术咨询
A patient expresses his desire for a vasectomy to a doctor. The doctor emphasizes the seriousness...
The Ring | 戒指
On the first anniversary of her mother's death, the narrator finds solace in cooking her mother's...
Faith Lesson | 信仰的一课
A kindergarten teacher's lesson on world religions takes a humorous turn when a child brings a ca...
A Backhanded Compliment | 一句“恭维”
A boy defends himself to his angry mother by claiming he complimented a girl at a dance, only to ...
I Knew I Could Count on You | 我就知道你会帮我
Smith cleverly thanks his boss for refusing his day-off request, implying the boss's refusal is t...
Grandpa Will Pay the Bill | 爷爷付账
A girl agrees to a flirtatious clerk's offer to pay "one kiss per yard" for fabric, then cleverly...
Praying | 祈祷
A father hears his young son end prayers with "Ta ta" (goodbye), and each time, the person named ...
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