I Owe You for a Float | 我欠你一个浮漂
A retired man, bored at home, is introduced to fishing by a friend. During his first lesson, he c...
What? | 什么？
A husband cites a study showing women speak twice as many words daily as men. His wife counters t...
Birthday Presents | 生日礼物
A wife excitedly reveals her husband's birthday gifts, which are household items for herself. Her...
The Watergate Honeymooners | 水门旅馆的蜜月新人
A honeymoon couple at the Watergate Hotel, paranoid about hidden microphones, dismantles a suspic...
Questions During the Exam | 考试中的疑问
A humorous instruction suggesting that raising your hand during an exam, rather than getting help...
300% Impotent | 300% 无能
A woman humorously explains her husband's "300% impotence" to a confused doctor, citing both the ...
You Cook Better Now Than Before | 厨艺今胜昔
A story about Robert and Ann, a couple who met in the hospital. Their routine involves Robert cut...
Still Paying | 仍在付出
A child asks about the cost of marriage, and his father humorously implies the ongoing, lifelong ...
The Young King's Dream | 少年国王之梦
The Young King dreams of a weaver weaving his coronation robe with golden thread while lamenting ...
One Engine Left | 仅剩一具引擎
A humorous story about a 747 losing engines mid-flight, where a passenger misunderstands the cumu...
Doctor's Orders | 医嘱
A humorous dialogue where Jack misunderstands the doctor's prescription to take medicine "in wate...
A Question of Ugliness | 谁更丑
President Lincoln, confronted by an armed man who vowed to kill anyone uglier than himself, cleve...
The Gay Man and Saint Peter | 同性恋男子与圣彼得
A gay man repeatedly succumbs to temptation in heaven, leading Saint Peter to send him to hell. L...
The Handsaw | 手锯轶事
A man carrying a newly purchased handsaw is humorously greeted by a waitress at a steakhouse, who...
Money or Friends? | 金钱还是朋友？
A humorous dialogue explores the relative importance of money and friendship, concluding that fri...
A Promise | 承诺
A hard-up author gives his landlady a convoluted and conditional promise to pay his rent arrears,...
Football Follies | 足球场外的荒唐事
A drunk man uses football terminology to describe his and his wife's flatulence, leading to an es...
Vasectomy Consultation | 结扎手术咨询
A patient expresses his desire for a vasectomy to a doctor. The doctor emphasizes the seriousness...
Don't Pay the Water Bill | 不交水费
A short dialogue where Sam humorously suggests not paying the water bill as a solution to stop wa...
The Wolf's Privacy | 狼的隐私
A humorous twist on the classic tale where Little Red Riding Hood repeatedly interrupts the Big B...
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