Still Paying | 仍在付出
A child asks about the cost of marriage, and his father humorously implies the ongoing, lifelong ...
The Young King's Dream | 少年国王之梦
The Young King dreams of a weaver weaving his coronation robe with golden thread while lamenting ...
A Question of Ugliness | 谁更丑
President Lincoln, confronted by an armed man who vowed to kill anyone uglier than himself, cleve...
The Psychiatrist and Proctologist | 精神科医生与肛肠科医生
A psychiatrist and a proctologist struggle to find a town council-approved sign for their joint p...
Vasectomy Consultation | 结扎手术咨询
A patient expresses his desire for a vasectomy to a doctor. The doctor emphasizes the seriousness...
I Owe You for a Float | 我欠你一个浮漂
A retired man, bored at home, is introduced to fishing by a friend. During his first lesson, he c...
What? | 什么?
A husband cites a study showing women speak twice as many words daily as men. His wife counters t...
Birthday Presents | 生日礼物
A wife excitedly reveals her husband's birthday gifts, which are household items for herself. Her...
Doctor's Orders | 医嘱
A humorous dialogue where Jack misunderstands the doctor's prescription to take medicine "in wate...
Don't Pay the Water Bill | 不交水费
A short dialogue where Sam humorously suggests not paying the water bill as a solution to stop wa...
Two Hearts Beating | 两颗心脏在跳动
A patient feels two heartbeats after surgery, leading the nurse to humorously connect it to the s...
The Gay Man and Saint Peter | 同性恋男子与圣彼得
A gay man repeatedly succumbs to temptation in heaven, leading Saint Peter to send him to hell. L...
The Handsaw | 手锯轶事
A man carrying a newly purchased handsaw is humorously greeted by a waitress at a steakhouse, who...
Two Attorneys | 两位律师
Two attorneys cleverly circumvent a restaurant owner's rule against eating outside food by simply...
A Promise | 承诺
A hard-up author gives his landlady a convoluted and conditional promise to pay his rent arrears,...
The Financial Crisis | 金融危机
Global financial markets are in turmoil, with stocks plummeting worldwide despite major governmen...
The Wolf's Privacy | 狼的隐私
A humorous twist on the classic tale where Little Red Riding Hood repeatedly interrupts the Big B...
A Small Boy and a Donkey | 小男孩与驴子
A boy leading a donkey is teased by soldiers who call the donkey his "brother". The boy's witty r...
Money or Friends? | 金钱还是朋友?
A humorous dialogue explores the relative importance of money and friendship, concluding that fri...
A West Point Visit | 西点军校见闻
The narrator recounts a visit to West Point for a football game, where fans' requests for photos ...
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