An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed her the best places for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. Knowing her hotel room number, he called to ask what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"
"You can't get out?" the captain asked. "Why not?"
"There are only three doors in here," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"