The Ice Cream Proof | 冰激凌作证
A humorous dialogue where a person claims a seat by stating they left a cup of ice cream on it as...
Flunking Math | 数学没及格
A dean's list student calls home in his sophomore year to philosophically share his newfound coll...
Motivation | 动机
A professor's philosophical inquiry about motivation receives a humorously practical answer from ...
Alexander the Great and His Teacher | 亚历山大大帝与他的老师
A student cleverly retorts his teacher's comparison to Alexander the Great by pointing out the ad...
He Walks Everywhere He Goes | 耶稣从不开车
A son asks to use the family car after meeting most of his father's conditions, but is denied bec...
That's Me | 是我啊
A drunken man, unable to open his own door, tries to prove his identity to a policeman by pointin...
Shopping Too Early | 过早购物
A man is tried for going shopping "too early" during the New Year, revealing the humor in his lit...
Keys or Kiss? | 钥匙还是亲吻？
An English teacher's mispronunciation of "keys" as "kays" led an Italian student to interpret it ...
The New Employee | 新员工
A new employee, confronted about lying on his resume regarding five years of experience, cleverly...
A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies | 临终曲奇
A dying man, smelling his favorite cookies, musters his last strength to reach the kitchen, only ...
The Cemetery Car Thief | 墓地盗车贼
A habitual car thief, caught again, offers an unusual defense in court: he stole a car parked nea...
Memory Lapse | 记忆的疏漏
An elderly couple, advised by their doctor to write things down to combat forgetfulness, has a hu...
Word Choice | 选词
A man is initially pleased when his wife seems to be teaching their baby to say "Daddy," only to ...
The Best Stimulant | 最佳兴奋剂
A patient asks his doctor for a stimulant to feel excited and combative. The doctor humorously as...
The Talking Dog's Baseball Quiz | 会说话的狗与棒球问答
A man tries to win a bet by proving his dog can talk, using simple wordplay questions. The punchl...
Animal Complaints | 动物们的抱怨
Three animals complain to God about their physical traits, only to have God point out the hidden ...
A Duck Walks into a Bar | 鸭子走进酒吧
A duck repeatedly asks a bartender for bread, ignoring increasingly angry refusals. When the bart...
The Running Rabbit | 奔跑的小白兔
A rabbit encourages other animals to abandon drugs and join him for a run in the forest. While a ...
The String-Trick Parrot | 会拉绳的鹦鹉
A man discovers a parrot trained to speak different languages when its leg strings are pulled, le...
The Lion and the Ass | 狮子与驴
A lion and an ass hunt together, with the ass's loud braying flushing out prey for the lion to ca...
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