A Great Excuse | 绝佳借口
A store's "no bottles after 5 PM" rule is cleverly circumvented by a young child who claims he ca...
A Wet Whisper | 湿漉漉的耳语
A mother teaches her son to use the word "whisper" instead of "pee" in church, leading to a humor...
Waste or Save | 浪费还是节省
A humorous dialogue where a father scolds his son for sleeping in and wasting time, to which the ...
We Should Pray | 我们应当祈祷
A father and son pass a car accident on their way to McDonald's. When the father suggests they pr...
A Letter to God | 写给上帝的信
A boy writes to God for $50; his letter reaches the President, who sends $5. The boy thanks God b...
Prayers Before Eating | 饭前祷告
A Sunday School teacher asks a boy if he says prayers before meals, to which the boy humorously r...
Something I Didn't Do | 我没做的事
A humorous dialogue where a boy tells his mother he was kept in by the teacher for "something he ...
The Stolen Tent | 失窃的帐篷
While camping, Holmes asks Watson what he learns from the starry sky. Watson gives elaborate answ...
Law, Schmaw! | 律师？呵呵！
Two young boys at the zoo discuss their fathers' professions. When one reveals his father is a la...
Water Your Flowers Daily | 每日浇花
A girl diligently waters her garden flowers even during rain, following her teacher's instruction...
A Fascination for Motorcycles | 迷恋摩托车
A five-year-old boy's intense fascination with motorcycles leads to a humorous yet poignant misun...
All I Do Is Pay | 我的职责就是付钱
Mr. Brown humorously compares his family to a nation, where his wife, mother-in-law, and daughter...
Cinderella at 75 | 七十五岁的灰姑娘
At 75, Cinderella is granted three wishes by her Fairy Godmother, leading to wealth, restored you...
Who Really Understands Men? | 谁真的了解男人？
A humorous and satirical list outlining the perceived flaws and contradictions in men from a part...
Who Is More Satisfied? | 谁更满足？
A humorous comparison suggests that a person with six children is more satisfied than a person wi...
The Unlucky Salesman | 苦命的推销员
A desperate insect repellent salesman accepts a farmer's bizarre challenge to prove his product's...
The Shaved Beard | 剃掉的胡须
A man reluctantly shaves his beard for his girlfriend, only for his wife to mistake him for her l...
Dormitory Rules | 宿舍规定
The Dean announces escalating fines for entering opposite-gender dorms, prompting a student to hu...
The Thrill Is Gone | 真扫兴
A wife asks for an impractical and romantic gift for her anniversary. Her husband gives her a gol...
No Frills Dentist Appointment | 直奔主题的牙医预约
Mr. Cohen insists on a quick, no-frills tooth extraction, impressing the dentist with his stoicis...
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