I Can't Let Him Get Away | 不能让他跑了
A female crab marries a male crab because he walks straight, unlike others. The next day, he reve...
Anything Breakable | 易碎之物
A lady, when asked by a postal clerk if her package contained anything breakable while mailing a ...
Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记
Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one complaining about tough "missionaries" until t...
The Quilt and the Comforter | 被子与安慰者
A young girl misunderstands a biblical phrase "thy comforter is coming" as "you'll get your quilt...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
A Misunderstood Politician | 被误解的政客
A boy writes to God for money; his letter reaches the President, who sends $5. The boy thanks God...
Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书
A boy, when asked to write "If I Were a Manager," tells his teacher he is waiting for his secreta...
The Good Samaritan | 好撒玛利亚人
A Sunday school teacher vividly recounts the parable of the Good Samaritan and asks her students ...
I Cannot See It at All | 我根本看不见
A mother asks her son to check the kitchen light while she is busy. The son returns, saying it's ...
I Can Go Home | 我可以回家了
A teacher promises early dismissal to the first student who answers his question. The next day, B...
Mismatched Socks | 穿错的袜子
A humorous dialogue where a child explains his mismatched socks by pointing out that the remainin...
A Great Event | 重大事件
A humorous classroom dialogue where a teacher asks about great historical events, and a student g...
We Should Pray | 我们应当祈祷
A father and son pass a car accident on their way to McDonald's. When the father suggests they pr...
Closet Secrets | 衣柜里的秘密
A child's innocent recounting of a secret witnessed in a closet leads to a dramatic family confro...
Who Is This Calling? | 来电者是谁?
A student tries to fake a parent's call to excuse her own absence from school, but slips up when ...
A Duel | 决斗
Little Pete returns home beaten up after a duel where he let his opponent choose the weapon, only...
Father's Advice | 父亲的建议
A 1950s date takes a hilarious turn due to a generational misunderstanding of slang. A father's s...
Sensory Perception | 感官认知
A teacher uses flavored candies for a sensory perception exercise. When children cannot identify ...
All Right | 没关系
A parent makes an illegal turn while rushing their child to school, only to be reassured by the c...
Imitation | 模仿
A boy's mother explains his stomachache is due to an empty stomach. Later, when his father compla...
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