The Stingy Man | 吝啬鬼
A stingy man negotiates a free plane ride for his wife on the condition she remains silent, only ...
Lamb in the Fence | 栅栏中的羔羊
Two farmers find a lamb stuck in a fence and exchange humorous, suggestive wishes about the situa...
Stupid Robbers | 两个笨贼
Two robbers attempt to escape police by jumping from the 13th floor, hilariously mistaking a prac...
They're All Drowned | 他们全都淹死了
Painter Hogarth, after a fee dispute, delivers a commissioned painting of the Red Sea crossing as...
How Many Children? | 人口普查员的困惑
A census taker is surprised to learn a woman has three sets of twins, but her humorous reply reve...
We Close at Nine | 九点关门
An impatient diner complains about slow service, to which the waitress humorously replies that th...
The Cat Came Back | 猫回来了
A man repeatedly tries to abandon his wife's cat far from home, but the clever feline always retu...
So Much Snow | 大雪纷飞
A wife repeatedly moves her car to alternate sides of the street as instructed by snow warnings, ...
At the Corner | 在街角
A humorous anecdote about a stereotypically "blonde" person giving impossible directions. | 一则关于一...
The Interview | 面试
Three blondes interview for a police detective position by identifying features in a brief photo ...
Swimming | 游泳
Three women stranded on an island attempt to swim to distant land they finally spot. The first tw...
To Feel Like a Woman | 像个女人
A woman on a storm-ravaged flight, fearing death, desperately asks if anyone can make her "feel l...
The $65,000 Question | 六万五千美元的问题
A nervous quiz show contestant, Jane, gets the final answer from her husband the night before the...
Flashlight | 手电筒
A short joke playing on the literal interpretation of "making someone's eyes light up." | 一个基于对“让...
A Better Mailman | 一个更好的邮递员
A mailman who is afraid of dogs panics when confronted by one, throwing the mail over a fence. Th...
Speeding Excuse | 超速的理由
A driver, pulled over for speeding, gives a humorous and illogical excuse to the police officer. ...
The Lowest Grade | 最低分
A student protests a zero grade, claiming to have done their best. The professor ironically agree...
Who Do You Think You Are? | 你以为你是谁？
A man tries to board a crowded bus and is initially refused by passengers who ask him "Who do you...
As If Awakening From a Dream | 如梦初醒
A man's demand for more brandy during an anti-alcohol speech ironically highlights the very addic...
The Right to Remain Silent | 保持沉默的权利
A student, asked to name civil rights after assigned reading, remains silent until finally invoki...
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