69 Farts | 六九式与尴尬的意外

A girl's attempt to introduce an inexperienced guy to the '69' position is repeatedly thwarted by...

Who Was More Polite? | 谁更礼貌

A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖男人和一...

Wrong-Way Driver | 逆行的车辆

An elderly man receives a warning call from his wife about a wrong-way driver on the highway, onl...

You Are His Father | 你是他父亲

A dying man seeks reassurance that his youngest, unattractive child is his own. His wife swears i...

Raccoon Relocation | 浣熊搬迁记

A wildlife official recounts a caller's concern about separating a possibly monogamous raccoon co...

Determining Sex | 确定婴儿性别

A humorous Q&A highlighting childbirth as the definitive method for determining a baby's biologic...

The Schitt Family Tree | 席特家族谱系

This humorous text reveals the fictional lineage of the "Schitt" family, explaining the origins a...

You vs. Your Boss | 员工与老板的双重标准

This passage humorously contrasts the different perceptions and labels applied to identical behav...

The Twin Boys | 双胞胎男孩

A visitor notices twin boys with different eye colors and jokingly questions their mother, who ch...

The Buffalo Theory | 水牛理论

A humorous analogy from "Cheers" compares a buffalo herd's survival to alcohol's effect on the br...

The Smile Test | 微笑测试

A sex therapist uses smile width to guess sexual frequency, but his theory is hilariously upended...

Contented Married Life | 令人满意的婚姻生活

A man shares the "secret" to his happy marriage: his wife handles all small, practical decisions ...

Free Kisses | 免费之吻

A gas station's "Free Kisses with Fill-Up" promotion involves a guessing game that a customer sus...

Failing Grades in Sex Ed | 性教育课的不及格

Three boys, having received poor grades from their female sex ed teacher, plot revenge in a way t...

A Bad Day at Work | 办公室的糟糕一天

A saturation diver shares a hilariously painful work story where a jellyfish, sucked into his sui...

A Mother First | 母亲的身份

The narrator reflects on her mother's lifelong devotion to motherhood, from overprotective childh...

My Leopard Moray Eel | 我的豹纹海鳗

The author describes the captivating behaviors and appearance of a pet leopard moray eel, detaili...

Miracle By Chance | 偶然的奇迹

A woman rediscovers her teenage crush, the guitarist from her favorite band at a long-closed bar,...

Old John and Pepper | 老约翰与佩佩

A hospice nurse recounts the poignant, simultaneous passing of an elderly patient and his elderly...

The Two Spells | 两条咒语

A boy who couldn't get people to listen to him learned from a young man that the "magic spells" o...