A Mirror as a Gift | 镜子作礼
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for something "really che...
The Jealous Wife | 吃醋的妻子
A story about a wife whose extreme jealousy leads her to make absurd accusations against her husb...
Never Learned to Spend | 没学会花钱
A frugal elderly woman, when told her savings would last until age 100, worried about what would ...
Visual Training | 视力训练
During a visual training exercise, a sharp-eyed recruit correctly identifies a distant digging pa...
Ground Rules | 课堂基本原则
A teacher humorously sets a ground rule: students may check their watches during his potentially ...
The Shell Sign | 壳牌广告牌
A man, after a car accident, woke up disoriented in front of a 'Shell' sign with someone blocking...
Snowy White Reception | 一片雪白的《白雪公主》
A customer complains about a "snowy white" picture on the Disney Channel, only to be humorously i...
A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植
A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychologist's brain versus a politician's brai...
Keys or Kiss? | 钥匙还是亲吻？
An English teacher's mispronunciation of "keys" as "kays" led an Italian student to interpret it ...
The Biggest Liar | 最大的说谎者
A fisherman boasts about his catch to a stranger, only to quickly retract his claim as a lie when...
God's Promise | 上帝的应许
A humorous dialogue where a person's wish for world peace is deemed impossible by God, but the al...
The Polite Excuse | 礼貌的托辞
A man shares a clever social strategy with his friend: by putting on outdoor attire before answer...
The Purpose of the Dog | 斑点狗的职责
Children in a car debate the role of a Dalmatian on a passing fire truck, with humorous suggestio...
Ambitious Mother | 雄心勃勃的母亲
A man brings a piano-playing dog to a bar, but the dog's ambitious mother drags it away, wanting ...
A Duck Walks into a Bar | 鸭子走进酒吧
A duck repeatedly asks a bartender for bread, ignoring increasingly angry refusals. When the bart...
You Gotta Have Faith | 你必须要有信仰
A devout old lady and her atheist neighbor engage in a daily ritual of opposing declarations of f...
The Hospital Bill | 医院账单
A heart surgery patient, unable to pay his bill, cleverly suggests sending it to "God" after a nu...
A Generous Choice | 慷慨的选择
A pastor promises hymn selection to the top donor. An elderly widow donates $1,000, but her "hymn...
Which Month Did He Go Away? | 他几月走的？
Jack's overly quick bows were criticized as impolite. After being advised to count the months dur...
Souls and Nuts | 墓地里的灵魂与坚果
A boy misinterprets two children dividing nuts in a cemetery as a supernatural division of souls,...
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