69 Farts | 六九式与尴尬的意外
A girl's attempt to introduce an inexperienced guy to the '69' position is repeatedly thwarted by...
Who Was More Polite? | 谁更礼貌
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖男人和一...
Wrong-Way Driver | 逆行的车辆
An elderly man receives a warning call from his wife about a wrong-way driver on the highway, onl...
You Are His Father | 你是他父亲
A dying man seeks reassurance that his youngest, unattractive child is his own. His wife swears i...
Raccoon Relocation | 浣熊搬迁记
A wildlife official recounts a caller's concern about separating a possibly monogamous raccoon co...
Determining Sex | 确定婴儿性别
A humorous Q&A highlighting childbirth as the definitive method for determining a baby's biologic...
The Schitt Family Tree | 席特家族谱系
This humorous text reveals the fictional lineage of the "Schitt" family, explaining the origins a...
You vs. Your Boss | 员工与老板的双重标准
This passage humorously contrasts the different perceptions and labels applied to identical behav...
The Twin Boys | 双胞胎男孩
A visitor notices twin boys with different eye colors and jokingly questions their mother, who ch...
The Buffalo Theory | 水牛理论
A humorous analogy from "Cheers" compares a buffalo herd's survival to alcohol's effect on the br...
The Smile Test | 微笑测试
A sex therapist uses smile width to guess sexual frequency, but his theory is hilariously upended...
Contented Married Life | 令人满意的婚姻生活
A man shares the "secret" to his happy marriage: his wife handles all small, practical decisions ...
Free Kisses | 免费之吻
A gas station's "Free Kisses with Fill-Up" promotion involves a guessing game that a customer sus...
Failing Grades in Sex Ed | 性教育课的不及格
Three boys, having received poor grades from their female sex ed teacher, plot revenge in a way t...
A Bad Day at Work | 办公室的糟糕一天
A saturation diver shares a hilariously painful work story where a jellyfish, sucked into his sui...
A Mother First | 母亲的身份
The narrator reflects on her mother's lifelong devotion to motherhood, from overprotective childh...
My Leopard Moray Eel | 我的豹纹海鳗
The author describes the captivating behaviors and appearance of a pet leopard moray eel, detaili...
Miracle By Chance | 偶然的奇迹
A woman rediscovers her teenage crush, the guitarist from her favorite band at a long-closed bar,...
Old John and Pepper | 老约翰与佩佩
A hospice nurse recounts the poignant, simultaneous passing of an elderly patient and his elderly...
The Two Spells | 两条咒语
A boy who couldn't get people to listen to him learned from a young man that the "magic spells" o...
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