Apelles and the Ass | 阿佩莱斯与驴
A vain little ass mistakenly believes the painter Apelles admires him for a noble reason. Apelles...
Dionysus | 酒神狄俄尼索斯
Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, was raised by nymphs and taught by Silenus. He traveled the worl...
Jury Duty | 陪审团义务
A man tries to get out of jury duty by claiming prejudice against the defendant, only to be told ...
How Did I Do? | 我干得怎么样？
A rookie officer proudly disperses a crowd from a corner, only for his veteran partner to reveal ...
How His Pig's Doing | 他的猪怎么样了
Two mayors bet on a high school football game with tomatoes and potatoes as stakes. After overhea...
Mr. Ferdinand's Lunch | 费迪南德先生的午餐
Mrs. Ferdinand leaves her husband a tin of fish for lunch. When she returns, he complains of sore...
The Divorce Consultation | 离婚咨询
A farmer hilariously misunderstands every legal term during a divorce consultation, leading to th...
A Request to the Bank | 如是请求
The author, with a dislocated elbow, called the bank to request acceptance of oddly-signed checks...
Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语
Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; the first two shout "Earthquake!" and "T...
Getting On The Bus | 上车记
A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus and unknowingly unzips a stranger's pant...
The Circle and the Car | 圆圈与汽车
A blonde, after a collision, is confined to a chalk circle by an angry truck driver who proceeds ...
Rowing in a Wheat Field | 麦田划船
Two blondes mock a third blonde rowing a boat in a wheat field, ironically reinforcing the stereo...
All in Here | 全都在这里
A warden pities an inmate who never receives visitors, only to learn the inmate's friends and fam...
Accuracy Above All | 准确至上
An editor obsessed with accuracy confronts a reporter over an unusual statistic, only to learn th...
The Plural of "Child" | “孩子”的复数形式
A humorous classroom dialogue where a student gives a literal and unexpected answer to a grammar ...
As If Awakening From a Dream | 如梦初醒
A man's demand for more brandy during an anti-alcohol speech ironically highlights the very addic...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...
Obituary Notice | 讣告启事
A woman calls a newspaper to place a brief, two-word obituary for "Cohen dead." Informed of a fiv...
A Life for a Life | 以“命”抵命
Impoverished author Richard Savage, unable to pay his doctor's bill after recovering from illness...
Any Other Choice? | 别无选择？
A humorous dialogue between Adam and Eve, where Adam's resigned response to Eve's question about ...
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