Tarzan had lived alone in the jungle for 30 years, with only apes for company and tree hollows for companionship.
Jane, a reporter, traveled to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilderness, she found a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe.
Overcome by this raw display of passion, Jane stepped forward and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the grass, Tarzan ran up and delivered a sharp kick to her crotch.
In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."