The Shell Sign | 壳牌广告牌
A man, after a car accident, woke up disoriented in front of a 'Shell' sign with someone blocking...
How About the Kitchen? | 厨房怎么样？
Jack expresses a desire to vacation somewhere new, to which his wife Helen humorously suggests th...
A Clever Idea | 灵机一动
A speaker, annoyed by attendees leaving his meeting, cleverly decides to join the next person dep...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...
Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌？
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...
Perhaps Not | 为何没有牡蛎
A humorous dialogue where a customer questions the absence of oysters in oyster stew, and the wai...
It Might Be the Light | 也许是光
A doctor delivers multiple babies by lantern light in a remote cabin, leading the bewildered fath...
The New Employee | 新员工
A new employee, confronted about lying on his resume regarding five years of experience, cleverly...
We Share Everything | 分享一切
A trucker offers to buy a meal for an elderly woman who is sharing food with her husband, only to...
The Best Stimulant | 最佳兴奋剂
A patient asks his doctor for a stimulant to feel excited and combative. The doctor humorously as...
Excited Remarks | 童言无忌
A five-year-old boy, obsessed with motorcycles, misunderstands his father's joking prohibition an...
Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书
A boy, when asked to write "If I Were a Manager," tells his teacher he is waiting for his secreta...
I Didn't Notice the Other | 我没看到另一块
A humorous dialogue where a boy explains the disappearance of a piece of cake by claiming it was ...
Where Is the Father? | 父亲在哪儿？
Two brothers admire paintings featuring only mothers and children, prompting the younger to ask a...
Pretty or Ugly? | 漂亮还是丑陋？
A mother asks her son if she is pretty or ugly. He gives a clever, double-meaning answer that hum...
What a Rat Looks Like | 老鼠长什么样
A health inspector visits a school to address a rodent problem, and a young student's innocent th...
A Lucky Mother | 幸运的母亲
A mother shares her childhood experience of scarcity with her daughter, who responds with innocen...
Whiskey Lesson | 威士忌课堂
A professor's demonstration on alcohol's lethality backfires when a student draws a humorous, uni...
They're Busy | 他们很忙
A phone caller tries to speak to adults at a boy's home, only to be told repeatedly that everyone...
The Whole Truth | 全部真相
A boy tests a blackmail trick on his parents with surprising success, only to receive an unexpect...
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