Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由
Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical excuse for speeding when pulled over by t...
Keys or Kiss | 钥匙还是亲吻
An English teacher's request for "keys" is misunderstood by an Italian student as "kiss," leading...
A Better Mailman | 一个更好的邮递员
A mailman who is afraid of dogs panics when confronted by one, throwing the mail over a fence. Th...
A Better Dishwasher | 一台更好的洗碗机
Mrs. Williams' new neighbor boasts about her new dishwasher. When asked if it also dries and puts...
The Smartest Kid | 最聪明的孩子
A barber tries to prove a boy is foolish by offering him a choice between a dollar and two quarte...
The Cost of a Tantrum | 哭闹的代价
A dentist explains to a mother that her son's tooth extraction costs $20 instead of the usual $4 ...
What to Borrow? | 他到底想借什么
Mr. Johnson cleverly asks to borrow a tennis racket after confirming Mr. Smith will be using his ...
The Customer Is Always Right | 顾客永远是对的
A shop manager scolds an employee for arguing with a customer, insisting "the customer is always ...
Can We Have Our Teacher Back? | 我们的老师何时能回来？
A school superintendent mistakenly disciplines a tall, noisy student, only to discover from a you...
The Two Hunters | 两个猎人
A hunter calls emergency services after his companion collapses. Following the operator's instruc...
How Did You Ever Get Here | 你是怎样到这里的
An employee humorously explains his tardiness by claiming the slippery conditions caused him to s...
Alexander the Great and His Teacher | 亚历山大大帝与他的老师
A student cleverly retorts his teacher's comparison to Alexander the Great by pointing out the ad...
A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植
A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychologist's brain versus a politician's brai...
The Cat Examination | 猫咪检查
A doctor asks a patient basic questions about a cat's anatomy, leading to the patient's sarcastic...
Directly from America | 来自美国
An elderly woman, impatient with a bank clerk's thorough verification of the US dollars she broug...
High Pay in Legal Advice | 以法律建议支付的高薪
A lawyer pays his office boy mostly in unsolicited legal advice instead of cash, revealing a humo...
Admitting a Fault | 承认错误
A student who often sleeps in class is mistakenly accused of making faces. He clarifies he was on...
Memory Lapse | 记忆的疏漏
An elderly couple, advised by their doctor to write things down to combat forgetfulness, has a hu...
Chairs from the 1930s | 来自1930年代的椅子
A woman called a long-established furniture store to replace chairs she purchased in the 1930s. W...
A Generous Husband | 慷慨的丈夫
A wife repeatedly suggests buying a car to avoid the sun, but her husband humorously misunderstan...
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