I Always Do | 我总是如此
A worker humorously explains his dismissal by claiming his foreman felt threatened when others mi...
The Formula for Water | 水的分子式
A humorous classroom exchange where a student misunderstands the teacher's explanation of water's...
The Practical Wedding Gift | 实用的结婚礼物
The narrator sends a fire extinguisher as a wedding gift to an unfamiliar couple, who later send ...
The Plural of "Child" | “孩子”的复数形式
A humorous classroom dialogue where a student gives a literal and unexpected answer to a grammar ...
The Elephant Sandwich | 大象三明治
A traveler insists he has nothing to declare at customs, but is caught with an elephant that has ...
Simple Estimation | 简单估算
A housewife asks her husband how to estimate living costs, and he humorously suggests simply addi...
Clever Thieves | 聪明的小偷
A humorous dialogue between a police officer and a theft victim, where the victim's inability to ...
Are You Normal? | 你是正常人吗？
A visitor at a mental asylum learns the director's unconventional test for normality, which revea...
The Most Wanted Autograph | 最想要的签名
A university newspaper's question about the most desired autograph yielded predictable answers ab...
Roses in My Hand | 我手中的玫瑰
A flower-loving lady proudly tells a young rose seller she picks her own roses for free, only to ...
The Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄
Two tomatoes on a shopping trip discover their own ability to speak, leading to a moment of surre...
S.O.B. | 狗娘养的
A father, while discussing his will, jokingly states he doesn't want another man by his fireplace...
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的聚会
A notoriously stingy man, upon finally deciding to host a party, instructs his guest to ring the ...
Making Granny Glad | 让奶奶开心
A Sunday school teacher asks her students about making others happy. A boy shares a humorous misu...
Bring Me a Glass of Milk | 捎杯牛奶
Mrs. Culkin sends her husband to investigate a suspected prowler in the dark, but adds a mundane ...
Advice for the Young at Heart | 致“年轻者”的忠告
A humorous warning to 65-year-olds about moving into retirement communities, where they become th...
Who Is More Satisfied? | 谁更满足？
A thought-provoking comparison suggests that the person with six children is more satisfied than ...
A Friend of the Duck | 鸭的朋友
An American tourist at a Chinese roast duck restaurant is humorously told that a chicken dish is ...
The Unburied Cat | 未被埋葬的猫
A man's dog brings home the neighbor's dead cat. He secretly cleans and returns it to the porch, ...
The Big Sissy | 胆小鬼
A boy, scared of a thunderstorm, asks his mother to sleep with him, but she declines to sleep wit...
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