The Absent-Minded Mark Twain | 心不在焉的马克・吐温
A humorous anecdote about Mark Twain's forgetfulness, where he searches for his train ticket not ...
The King's Whim | 君王的喜怒
A second performer, imitating a successful acrobat, seeks reward from a king but is instead impri...
Kangaroo Gets a Pouch | 袋鼠的育儿袋
A kind Mother Kangaroo repeatedly helps a grumpy, needy wombat while searching for her adventurou...
The Blonde Cookbook | 金发厨娘烹饪周记
A humorous diary of a week's cooking misadventures, where the narrator's literal interpretations ...
Not Too Bad | 不算太坏
A humorous dialogue where an artist finds encouragement not from selling a painting, but from hav...
The Mud Man and the Wooden Puppet | 泥人与木偶
A story warns Meng Chang Jun about the risks of leaving his homeland through a parable of a mud m...
The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人
A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who performs a mysterious procedure involving sc...
I Caught Every Step | 一级也没漏
A boy takes a tumble down the stairs and humorously tells his father he didn't miss a single step...
The Smart Boy's Reply | 聪明男孩的回答
A teacher vividly recounts Newton's apple story to illustrate the importance of gravity, only to ...
An Old Horse Knows the Way | 老马识途
The idiom tells how Duke Huan of Qi's army, lost in a winter snowstorm, found their way home by f...
The Bar Mitzvah | 成人礼
A bee, unable to find pollen, is directed to a Bar Mitzvah for flowers. Later, he returns wearing...
Where Is the Father? | 父亲在哪儿?
Two brothers admire paintings featuring only mothers and children, prompting the younger to ask a...
Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛?
A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up a seemingly abandoned rope, not realizing it ...
Huang Gong's Excessive Modesty | 黄公好谦卑
A story about Huang Gong, whose excessive modesty led him to falsely claim his beautiful daughter...
Band Stand | 乐队指挥台
This is a classic English pun that plays on the double meaning of "bandstand" (a platform for a b...
The Lawyer's Death Certificate | 律师的死亡证明
A defense attorney questions a coroner's procedures for certifying death, only to receive a sarca...
Is He Dying? | 他就要死了吗?
A man is devastated after being told he must take medication for life, until his friend's reassur...
Wink and the Aspirin | 眨眼与阿司匹林
A man explains his pocketful of condoms by revealing the awkward misunderstandings caused by his ...
It's His Fault | 是他的错
Billy blames his brother Bobby for breaking a window after ducking a stone Billy threw at him. | ...
Goldberg Is Absent Today | 古德伯格今天缺席
A teacher, habitually calling on the same student, is cleverly evaded by the student who declares...
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