The Absent-Minded Mark Twain | 心不在焉的马克・吐温

A humorous anecdote about Mark Twain's forgetfulness, where he searches for his train ticket not ...

The King's Whim | 君王的喜怒

A second performer, imitating a successful acrobat, seeks reward from a king but is instead impri...

Kangaroo Gets a Pouch | 袋鼠的育儿袋

A kind Mother Kangaroo repeatedly helps a grumpy, needy wombat while searching for her adventurou...

The Blonde Cookbook | 金发厨娘烹饪周记

A humorous diary of a week's cooking misadventures, where the narrator's literal interpretations ...

Not Too Bad | 不算太坏

A humorous dialogue where an artist finds encouragement not from selling a painting, but from hav...

The Mud Man and the Wooden Puppet | 泥人与木偶

A story warns Meng Chang Jun about the risks of leaving his homeland through a parable of a mud m...

The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人

A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who performs a mysterious procedure involving sc...

I Caught Every Step | 一级也没漏

A boy takes a tumble down the stairs and humorously tells his father he didn't miss a single step...

The Smart Boy's Reply | 聪明男孩的回答

A teacher vividly recounts Newton's apple story to illustrate the importance of gravity, only to ...

An Old Horse Knows the Way | 老马识途

The idiom tells how Duke Huan of Qi's army, lost in a winter snowstorm, found their way home by f...

The Bar Mitzvah | 成人礼

A bee, unable to find pollen, is directed to a Bar Mitzvah for flowers. Later, he returns wearing...

Where Is the Father? | 父亲在哪儿?

Two brothers admire paintings featuring only mothers and children, prompting the younger to ask a...

Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛?

A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up a seemingly abandoned rope, not realizing it ...

Huang Gong's Excessive Modesty | 黄公好谦卑

A story about Huang Gong, whose excessive modesty led him to falsely claim his beautiful daughter...

Band Stand | 乐队指挥台

This is a classic English pun that plays on the double meaning of "bandstand" (a platform for a b...

The Lawyer's Death Certificate | 律师的死亡证明

A defense attorney questions a coroner's procedures for certifying death, only to receive a sarca...

Is He Dying? | 他就要死了吗?

A man is devastated after being told he must take medication for life, until his friend's reassur...

Wink and the Aspirin | 眨眼与阿司匹林

A man explains his pocketful of condoms by revealing the awkward misunderstandings caused by his ...

It's His Fault | 是他的错

Billy blames his brother Bobby for breaking a window after ducking a stone Billy threw at him. | ...

Goldberg Is Absent Today | 古德伯格今天缺席

A teacher, habitually calling on the same student, is cleverly evaded by the student who declares...