Biblical Signs | 圣经的征兆
George W. Bush repeatedly tries to get Moses's attention in an airport, only to receive a cold sh...
The Time | 时间
A blonde woman is puzzled because she keeps getting different answers each time she asks for the ...
The Circle and the Car | 圆圈与汽车
A blonde, after a collision, is confined to a chalk circle by an angry truck driver who proceeds ...
Ever Catch All the Fish? | 你能抓到所有的鱼吗？
A speeding driver, caught despite being among many others, questions the fairness of his ticket. ...
Response Ability | 应答的智慧
Three anecdotes demonstrate witty and pragmatic responses to challenging questions, highlighting ...
An Unwelcome Honor | 宁可不要的荣耀
A doctor tells Mr. Johnson the "good news" is that an incurable disease will be named after him, ...
A Clever Excuse | 巧妙的借口
A man caught parking in a handicapped spot gives a surprisingly logical, yet absurd, excuse to a ...
How Much for a Season Pass? | 季票多少钱？
A dean announces escalating fines for students entering opposite-gender dormitories. A witty stud...
A Nail or a Fly? | 钉子还是苍蝇？
A near-sighted man mistakes a fly for a nail, causing his wine bottles to break. A helpful waitre...
The Awkward Marksman | 尴尬的神枪手
A soldier who is a terrible shot is sarcastically told by his officer to shoot himself with his l...
Settled with One Eye | 一眼看中
A girl confronts the matchmaker for not disclosing that the man has a false eye. The matchmaker d...
Prepare Yourself | 自己做好准备
A humorous campus anecdote about a student who, after being expelled, telegraphs his parents to "...
Hands Off | 请勿使用
A hostess's overly harsh warning note meant for her children inadvertently deters her guests from...
Nothing | 没什么
A man repeatedly asks a hotel servant for glasses of water late at night. After half an hour, the...
Friend for Dinner | 请朋友吃饭
A husband invites a friend for dinner despite the messy house and unprepared wife, explaining his...
The Thesis Advisor | 论文导师
A rabbit writing a thesis on how rabbits eat predators lures a fox and a wolf into its burrow, wh...
Cooking Instructions | 烹饪说明
A camper's humorous complaint about the "cooking instructions" on a bird's leg tag prompted the U...
The First Stone | 第一块石头
A crowd prepares to stone a prostitute until Jesus challenges them. An elderly woman, however, de...
Confessions | 忏悔
A priest and a rabbi on a train confess to breaking their respective religious rules—eating pork ...
Faith Lesson | 信仰的一课
A kindergarten teacher's lesson on world religions takes a humorous turn when a child brings a ca...
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