A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on his way home.
When her husband approached, she jumped out and stood before him, complete with red horns, a long tail, and a pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"