How Did You Ever Get Here | 你是怎样到这里的
An employee humorously explains his tardiness by claiming the slippery conditions caused him to s...
The Mask Request | 面具之请
A humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding at a party, where a woman is asked to remove a mask ...
My Sister's Fingers | 妹妹的手指
A student explains his lateness by claiming he bruised his fingers while hammering a nail, only t...
An Unnecessary Fence | 一道多余的栅栏
A man argues against fundraising for a cemetery fence, humorously stating that the dead cannot le...
Top Ten Signs of a Dysfunctional Church | 识别不良教会的十大迹象
This list humorously outlines ten satirical and exaggerated indicators of a highly unconventional...
Give Me a Dollar | 给我一块钱
A son asks his father for a dime. When the father suggests he's too old to keep begging for small...
Hospitality | 热情好客
A boy helpfully fetches cheese for a guest, only to reveal it came from a rat-trap, turning an ac...
Tragedy | 悲剧
President Bush asks students for an example of a tragedy, rejecting their initial suggestions as ...
Thermal Expansion and Contraction | 热胀冷缩
A teacher asks for an example of thermal expansion and contraction, and a student humorously rela...
Can You Write in the Dark? | 您能在黑暗中写字吗？
A daughter cleverly asks her father if he can write in the dark, hoping he will sign her poor rep...
The Reason for Being Late | 迟到的理由
A student humorously explains his chronic lateness by misinterpreting a traffic sign near the sch...
Reading Aloud, Not Listening | 朗读却未倾听
A child reading aloud admits she doesn't know the book's content, explaining that while she was r...
Mismatched Socks | 穿错的袜子
A humorous dialogue where a child explains his mismatched socks by pointing out that the remainin...
Whose Father Was Stronger? | 谁的爸爸更强壮
Two boys, Will and Bill, engage in a humorous boasting contest about their fathers' mythical stre...
Compare Other Things? | 比一下其他？
A humorous dialogue where a mother questions her son's focus on material possessions, only to rec...
Stupid Orders | 愚蠢的命令
A boy who always disobeys his father finally follows an order literally, causing a loss, to prove...
It's Part of the Game | 游戏的一部分
A mother questions her daughter's noisy play, only to learn the children are role-playing a domes...
Sensory Perception | 感官认知
A teacher uses flavored candies for a sensory perception exercise. When children cannot identify ...
Intelligence | 何为智慧
Two ditch diggers question why their boss rests in the shade while they toil in the sun. The boss...
Buffalo Beer Analogy | 野牛与啤酒的类比
This text draws an analogy between natural selection in a buffalo herd and the purported effect o...
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