So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.
- You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
- And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
Now don't you feel better?
Hell no!