I'll Die | 我会死的
A woman insists her Walkman is vital for survival, but after a stylist forcibly removes it, she d...
The Suitcase Fare | 行李箱的票价
A Scotsman evading bus fare argues with the conductor over payment. In a fit of rage, the conduct...
Things Have Been Okay | 一切都很好
A four-year-old boy who had never spoken suddenly talks to point out burnt toast, explaining his ...
Good News or Bad News? | 好消息还是坏消息?
An artist is thrilled to learn all his paintings were sold to a gentleman who inquired about thei...
The Resurrected Rabbit | 死而复生的兔子
A man tries to cover up his dog's killing of a neighbor's rabbit by cleaning and returning the bo...
Physics Saves Lives | 物理救人
A pre-med student questions the relevance of a difficult physics class. The professor first answe...
Clever Thieves | 聪明的小偷
A humorous dialogue between a police officer and a theft victim, where the victim's inability to ...
The Silent Gas Problem | 无声的排气问题
An old lady complains to her doctor about frequent but silent and odorless flatulence. After taki...
He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic | 他游不过大西洋
An American in Scotland is outraged when a shepherd sells his dog to an Englishman after refusing...
The Best Stimulant | 最佳兴奋剂
A patient asks his doctor for a stimulant to feel excited and combative. The doctor humorously as...
Horsing Around | 马儿闲谈
Two racehorses lament their poor performance despite excellent breeding and care. A dog offers st...
Poisonous Snakes | 毒蛇
A snake, after accidentally biting its own lip, questions its companion about whether they are po...
Crumbling Down | 摇摇欲坠
A rich man's donation pledge for a crumbling church increases dramatically each time falling plas...
Who Discovered Australia? | 谁发现了澳大利亚?
A teacher asks a student to point out Australia on a map, then humorously asks another student wh...
Concussion | 脑震荡
A nurse monitors her nephew for concussion by waking him hourly to ask his name. The annoyed boy ...
Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书
A boy, when asked to write "If I Were a Manager," tells his teacher he is waiting for his secreta...
The Good Samaritan | 好撒玛利亚人
A Sunday school teacher vividly recounts the parable of the Good Samaritan and asks her students ...
They Are All the Same Size | 它们都一样大
A boy in a seldom-visited country home tries to serve apple pie to his father's guests, only to s...
But the Teacher Cried | 可是老师哭了
A spoiled six-year-old boy, accustomed to getting his way through tantrums, reports back after hi...
Talking on the Telephone | 电话里的对话
A minister uses a telephone as a metaphor to explain prayer to children, comparing talking to God...
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