Your Grandfather | 你爷爷
A rude young man flaunts his wealth in a restaurant, only to be cleverly reminded by a waiter of ...
Lamb in the Fence | 栅栏中的羔羊
Two farmers find a lamb stuck in a fence and exchange humorous, suggestive wishes about the situa...
Save Much More | 省得更多
A boy tells his mother he saved bus fare by running behind the bus to school. His mother humorous...
Keep Feeding Him Nickels | 再喂他几枚镍币
A mother panics when her son swallows a nickel but coughs up two dimes. The father humorously sug...
Goethe's Tolerance | 歌德的容忍
Goethe demonstrates wit and tolerance by gracefully yielding to an insulting critic on a narrow p...
Senioritis | 老年综合症
Two elderly friends discuss the pains of aging, with one humorously comparing his state to that o...
The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人
A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who performs a mysterious procedure involving sc...
I'm a Chicken | 我是一只鸡
A patient humorously claims to have identified as a chicken since being an egg, presenting a clas...
Six or Twelve? | 六块还是十二块？
A blonde, when asked if she wants her pizza cut into six or twelve pieces, chooses six because sh...
Human Car Performance | 人性化的汽车性能
Three women humorously compare their husbands to different types of cars, using automotive metaph...
A Mirror as a Gift | 镜子作礼
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for something "really che...
You Bet Your Life | 赌上你的性命
A man and a woman in a bar bet on whether a news report of a suicidal jumper is live. The twist r...
Bee Sting | 蜜蜂蜇伤
A woman leaves her first golf game due to a bee sting. When she tells her pro the sting was "betw...
Fat Man and Thin Man | 胖人与瘦人
A thin man and a fat man exchange sharp, ironic remarks about each other's appearance, implying a...
Things Have Been Okay | 一切都很好
A four-year-old boy who had never spoken suddenly talks to point out burnt toast, explaining his ...
Speeding Excuse | 超速的理由
A driver, pulled over for speeding, gives a humorous and illogical excuse to the police officer. ...
Accuracy Above All | 准确至上
An editor obsessed with accuracy confronts a reporter over an unusual statistic, only to learn th...
Who Do You Think You Are? | 你以为你是谁？
A man tries to board a crowded bus and is initially refused by passengers who ask him "Who do you...
They Won't Let Me Fart | 就是不准我放屁
A family places their elderly mother in a nursing home. The attentive nurses keep correcting her ...
First Day as a Cab Driver | 出租车司机的第一天
A new taxi driver, previously a funeral van driver for 25 years, is startled when a passenger tap...
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