The Ducks of Heaven | 天堂的鸭子
Three women in heaven are punished for stepping on ducks by being eternally chained to an ugly ma...
King Frost | 霜王的故事
A kind step-daughter, cast out by her cruel step-mother, meets King Frost in the frozen fields. H...
Jupiter and the Sheep | 朱庇特与绵羊
A pious sheep, suffering from others, rejects Jupiter's offers of fangs, poison, or horns for def...
The Oak and the Reed | 橡树与芦苇
A proud oak mocks a reed for its weakness, boasting of its own strength against storms. The reed ...
That's Not Fair | 这不公平
A man in hell complains about a lawyer's seemingly pleasant fate, only to be corrected by the dev...
Experience | 经验之谈
A driver's lawyer cites his client's long driving experience in a hit-and-run case, but the plain...
The Bloody Evidence | 铁证如山
A defendant changes his plea to guilty after three days of trial, explaining to the angry judge t...
Pimp | 皮条客
A short joke playing on the double meaning of "pimp" and the imagery of a farmer with livestock. ...
The Alligator and the Shoes | 鳄鱼与鞋
A woman, determined to get affordable alligator shoes, decides to hunt her own alligator in the L...
A Busy Man's Wit | 忙人的机智
A man cleverly outwits mischievous children who ask him to fetch birds' eggs, by securing his boo...
Deep in the Hills | 深山之中
A reclusive old man mistakes his own reflection in a mirror for a portrait of his father and trad...
A Way to Make Money | 生财之道
A mother saves money by hand-washing a dress instead of dry-cleaning it, proudly telling her husb...
Buy the Ice | 买冰记
A simpleton, sent to buy ice, delays returning home because he mistakenly believes he must dry th...
Another Engine Is Down | 又一个引擎出了故障
A Boeing 747 experiences sequential engine failures over the Pacific, causing increasing delays a...
Please Call | 请来电
A newspaper ad asks a recognized wallet finder to return it. A later ad from the finder asks the ...
The Smart Housewife | 精明的家庭主妇
A housewife misunderstands efficiency, thinking two efficient stoves would eliminate coal use ent...
Keep Feeding Him Nickels | 再喂他几枚镍币
A mother panics when her son swallows a nickel but coughs up two dimes. The father humorously sug...
Not Knowing Her Well | 我跟她还不熟
A wife questions her husband why he doesn't kiss her like their neighbor does, to which the husba...
The Blonde Kidnapper | 金发绑匪
A desperate blonde kidnaps a boy for ransom, but the boy's mother, also a blonde, pays the ransom...
Speeding Blonde | 超速的金发女郎
A police officer pulls over a stunning blonde for speeding. Her apparent ignorance during the rou...
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