Obituary Notice | 讣告启事
A woman calls a newspaper to place a brief, two-word obituary for "Cohen dead." Informed of a fiv...
Mother's Revenge | 妈妈的报复
A recruit complains to his mother about the strict, detail-oriented discipline of Air Force basic...
The Lion and the Ass | 狮子与驴
A lion and an ass hunt together, with the ass's loud braying flushing out prey for the lion to ca...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
The Baptism | 洗礼
A drunk man mistakes a baptism for a search party, humorously asking if they're sure Jesus fell i...
Happiness | 幸福
A man overwhelmed by his crowded home seeks a master's help. The master instructs him to bring al...
A Special Football Match | 一场特殊的足球比赛
Mike explains his lateness to his teacher by claiming he was delayed watching a dream football ma...
Which Month Did He Go Away? | 他几月走的？
Jack's overly quick bows were criticized as impolite. After being advised to count the months dur...
Hand Off | 请勿触摸
A child at a museum literally interprets a "Hand off" sign on the Venus de Milo statue, humorousl...
Two Pieces of Cake | 两块蛋糕
A child asks for two pieces of cake, and the mother cleverly reinterprets the request by offering...
Reading Aloud, Not Listening | 朗读却未倾听
A child reading aloud admits she doesn't know the book's content, explaining that while she was r...
A Whisper in Church | 教堂里的悄悄话
A mother teaches her son to use the word "whisper" instead of "pee" in church, leading to a humor...
To Buy a Video | 买录像机
A boy asks his mother for a video recorder but is told they cannot afford it. The next day, he su...
The Toast Is Burned | 烤焦的面包
A four-year-old boy who had never spoken suddenly comments on burnt toast at breakfast, revealing...
Who's the Boss? | 谁是老大？
The body's organs argue about leadership until the asshole, by causing dysfunction, forces them t...
The Sunday Bells | 周日钟声
Jenny learns her grandfather passed away during intimacy. Her grandmother reveals their long-stan...
I Wish I Were a Newspaper | 我愿是一份报纸
A wife humorously tells her newspaper-obsessed husband she wishes she were a newspaper to get his...
Making Changes | 人生变革
A phone call reveals a witty and decisive voicemail message about personal life changes, implying...
The Image-Seller | 卖神像的人
A man tries to sell a wooden god, claiming it brings luck. When questioned why he doesn't keep it...
PreMed Physics | 医学预科生的物理课
A pre-med student questions the relevance of physics, and the professor's sharp retort highlights...
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