Good Sight | 好视力
A lawyer questions a witness's eyesight by asking how far he can see clearly. The witness humorou...
Experience | 经验之谈
A driver's lawyer cites his client's long driving experience in a hit-and-run case, but the plain...
A Brain Transplant | 脑移植手术
A patient is offered a choice between a psychologist's brain and a much more expensive politician...
Only Cash and Credit Cards | 只收现金和信用卡
A man misunderstands the motel clerk's question about "taking" children as a payment method inqui...
Prepositions | 介词
A student's grammatically incorrect question about a library location is pedantically corrected b...
Computer Illiterates | 电脑盲趣闻
Two humorous anecdotes about customers with a fundamental lack of computer knowledge. One tried t...
He Thinks He's a Refrigerator | 他以为自己是台冰箱
A woman seeks help for her husband's delusion of being a refrigerator, but her real concern is th...
A Way to Make Money | 生财之道
A mother saves money by hand-washing a dress instead of dry-cleaning it, proudly telling her husb...
Class, Lass and Ass | 班级、姑娘与蠢驴
A student humorously alters a professor's notice from "meet the class" to "meet the lass"; the pr...
The Costly Fish | 昂贵的鱼
Two friends spend a significant amount on a fishing trip but catch only one fish. Upon calculatin...
The Window Seat Joke | 飞机靠窗座位的笑话
A humorous joke explains why a blonde woman refuses a window seat on a plane, relating it to her ...
Save Much More | 省得更多
A boy tells his mother he saved bus fare by running behind the bus to school. His mother humorous...
To The Nines | 九的执念
A man encounters the number nine repeatedly on 9/9/99 and takes it as a lucky omen, leading him t...
Quick Wit | 急智
During an interview for a reconnaissance sergeant position requiring sharp eyesight, a candidate ...
A Pregnant Woman and a Lightbulb | 孕妇与灯泡
A classic joke contrasting a pregnant woman and a light bulb through a play on words. | 一个通过双关语对比...
Deathbed Confession | 临终坦白
A dying man confesses a lifetime of infidelity to his wife, only to receive her chillingly calm a...
Go Barefoot | 光脚赴约
A self-conscious teenager, unsure of her date's height, devises a plan with her brother to choose...
Who Wants That Jerk Back? | 谁愿让那混蛋回来
A woman gives the police a flattering but entirely false description of her missing husband. When...
Happiness in Dream | 梦中的幸福
A wife shares a dream of receiving luxury gifts from her husband, who humorously suggests she enj...
Too Late | 为时已晚
A granddaughter discovers the significant height difference between her grandparents and question...
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