A man came home from work one day to find his dog holding the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit was dead. Panicking and fearing the neighbor's lasting anger, the man took the dirty, chewed-up rabbit inside. He gave it a bath, blow-dried its fur, and secretly returned it to the neighbor's cage, hoping they would think it had died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asked him, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The man stammered, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replied, "We found him dead in his cage. But the weird thing is, the day after we buried him, someone dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back in the cage! There must be some really sick people out there."