New Boots | 新靴子
An elderly man, excited about his new alligator boots, tries in vain to get his wife to notice th...
Taken for Granted | 理所当然
A school's typo on a health form leads to a humorous misunderstanding when a mother literally int...
Pig or Witch | 猪与女巫
A man misunderstands a woman's warning as an insult and crashes into a pig, illustrating the cons...
The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎
A woman complains of full-body pain. When asked to point to the painful spots, she hurts herself ...
Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由
Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical excuse for speeding when pulled over by t...
Parking Fee | 停车费
A millionaire businessman cleverly uses a bank loan, secured by his Rolls Royce, as an inexpensiv...
Too Many Coats | 墙衣太厚
A man complains that helping his wife repaint their house over vacation has, over the years, grad...
The Graduate Difference | 研究生之别
A professor humorously distinguishes graduate from undergraduate students by their contrasting re...
How Many People Do You Have? | 请问你们有多少人？
An American asks for the most powerful pistol and then calls a bank to inquire about the number o...
The Spoiler Threat | 剧透的威胁
A subway commuter's refusal to make room for a fellow passenger leads to a witty and effective th...
The Unaccepted Advice | 未被采纳的建议
An old man refuses to pay a doctor for his advice because he does not intend to follow it. | 一位老人...
The Third Operation | 第三次手术
A patient recounts a series of surgical mishaps to a visiting friend, only for the doctor to ente...
The Abstinence Lecture | 戒酒演讲
During a temperance speech, a speaker warns that alcohol ruins marriages, prompting an ironic sho...
Settled with One Eye | 一眼看中
A girl confronts the matchmaker for not disclosing that the man has a false eye. The matchmaker d...
The Open-Book Exam | 开卷考试
Students sold their textbooks back to the bookstore before a final exam, only to learn from their...
Statistics and Logic | 统计与逻辑
A humorous dialogue highlights the logical fallacy of confusing correlation with causation, using...
The Golfer and the Anthill | 高尔夫球手与蚁丘
A golfer stubbornly tries to hit his ball from an anthill, causing chaos for the ants. After two ...
The Smartest Dog? | 史上最聪明的狗？
A butcher follows a remarkably intelligent dog that shops, uses public transit, and navigates hom...
Does Your Dog Bite? | 你的狗咬人吗？
A tourist asks an old man if his dog bites, receives a negative answer, and is then attacked by t...
Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记
Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one complaining about tough "missionaries" until t...
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