This Is a Recording | 这是一段录音
A darkly humorous airline announcement welcomes passengers aboard a flight, then calmly describes...
The Office Christmas Party | 办公室圣诞晚会
A colleague declines an invitation to the office Christmas party, citing his anxious pet centiped...
A Backhanded Compliment | 一句“恭维”话
A boy defends his behavior to his angry mother by claiming he paid a girl a compliment at the dan...
Asking for a Raise | 要求加薪
The narrator and their manager test a new sound-effects package behind closed doors, listening to...
An Awkward Critique | 尴尬的批评
A guest criticizes a singer's performance, only to learn she is the wife of the man he's speaking...
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on a porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shockin...
Big Head | 大脑袋
A boy is upset because other children tease him about his large head. His mother comforts him but...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 慎重许愿
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their 60th birthday. The wife wishes for world tr...
Something Really Cheap | 真正便宜的东西
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for "something really che...
I Want to Go Out | 我想出去
A tired shop owner is repeatedly called at night by a man asking when the shop opens. After angri...
Creative Job Application | 创造性的求职
A job applicant creatively frames three years spent repeating a computer programming course as de...
The Bachelor's Form | 单身汉的表格
Jack humorously informs a nurse he's a bachelor after filling out hospital forms, hinting at his ...
Smarter in Dreams | 梦中更聪明
A student tells his teacher he solved a math problem in a dream but forgot the solution upon waki...
The Mask Request | 面具之请
A humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding at a party, where a woman is asked to remove a mask ...
The Farmer and the Barber | 农场主与理发师
A farmer suggests a barber lower his shaving price due to falling corn prices, but the barber hum...
Any Other Choice? | 别无选择?
A humorous dialogue between Adam and Eve, where Adam's resigned response to Eve's question about ...
A Whale's Prank | 鲸鱼的恶作剧
A whale couple's playful act of capsizing a boat leads to a pun-filled punchline about their next...
I Was Pushing You | 是我在推你
A hungry monkey and a turtle find a banana tree. When a man approaches, the monkey runs, pulling ...
Working Dogs | 工作犬
Three men boast about their dogs' "working" skills by a fire, with the first two dogs creating ar...
Lawyer Jokes Collection | 律师笑话集锦
A collection of classic, satirical jokes that humorously critique the legal profession through wo...
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