A man disembarks from a plane in Boston and heads straight for the men's room. It's crowded, but he finds an empty urinal, eager for relief after the long flight and several drinks.
The man at the adjacent urinal asks, "You're Jewish?"
"Yes."
"You're from Sudbury?"
"Yes."
"Your parents attended Temple Immanuel?"
"Yes," he replies, puzzled. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"
The man beside him answers, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only rabbi I know who performs circumcisions at an angle... and you're peeing on my shoe!"