Another 40 Years to Live | 再活四十年
A woman, told by God she has decades left to live, undergoes extensive cosmetic surgery. Immediat...
A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话
A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be interrupted when he reveals his own Polish...
The Handy-Woman | 全能女工
A blonde woman offers to paint a porch for $50, leading the homeowners to assume she's underestim...
Twenty-One and Some Months | “妙”龄证人
A witness in court, when pressed by the judge to specify her age under oath, claims to be "twenty...
The $65,000 Question | 六万五千美元的问题
A nervous quiz show contestant, Jane, gets the final answer from her husband the night before the...
Frozen Capital | 资产冻结
A girl's habit of "borrowing" from her brother's piggy bank leads to a humorous discovery: he has...
Response Ability | 应答的智慧
Three anecdotes demonstrate witty and pragmatic responses to challenging questions, highlighting ...
I'd Rather Buy a Gift | 我宁愿买一件礼物
A humorous anecdote where a father jokingly requests love, honor, and obedience as his birthday g...
Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌？
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...
The Clever Dog | 聪明的小狗
A boy's violin practice prompts the family dog to howl, leading his exasperated father to suggest...
Good Intentions | 好意
A boy tells his teacher his father intends to send roast pork, but the plan is abandoned when the...
Creative Job Application | 创造性的求职
A job applicant creatively frames three years spent repeating a computer programming course as de...
The King's Brother | 国王的兄弟
A poor man claims kinship with the King of Spain by citing their shared descent from Adam and Eve...
Senior Class | 年长者阶层
A doctor visits an elderly woman and, upon learning of her upcoming 98th birthday, kisses her. He...
She Didn't Laugh | 她没有笑
The boss told jokes and everyone laughed except one girl. When questioned about her lack of humor...
Only a Few Words | 几个词
A judge struggles to interrogate a foreign mugger who claims to know only a few words of English....
The Talking Dog's Baseball Quiz | 会说话的狗与棒球问答
A man tries to win a bet by proving his dog can talk, using simple wordplay questions. The punchl...
The Talking Dog For Sale | 会说话的狗出售
A man finds a Labrador that claims to be a retired CIA spy, only to learn from its owner that the...
The Quilt and the Comforter | 被子与安慰者
A young girl misunderstands a biblical phrase "thy comforter is coming" as "you'll get your quilt...
Mary's School | 玛丽的学校
A six-year-old English girl in Rome starts at a new English school and makes a German friend. She...
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