Blonde Painting | 金发女郎的“门廊”绘画
A blonde woman, hired to paint a porch for $50, finishes the job in 25 minutes, revealing a humor...
Always Thirsty | 总感口渴
A man tells his friend that a sponge was left inside him after an operation, leading to constant ...
I Know Who God Is! | 我知道上帝是谁了！
A boy tries to understand God's nature by asking about gender, race, and sexuality. His mother gi...
The Value of a Good Question | 一个好问题的价值
A man inquires about a lawyer's fee for answering three questions. The lawyer's $400 quote and hi...
How to Get a Seat by the Fire | 火炉旁的座位妙计
On a cold day, Mr. Brown cleverly diverts a crowded inn's patrons by claiming his horse eats oyst...
The Thrifty Traveler | 节俭的旅行家
A traveler asks for a train ticket to Springfield, but when the conductor lists several possible ...
A Question Before the Exam | 考前疑问
A student asks for the name of the course just before an exam begins, highlighting a moment of un...
Chairs from the 1930s | 来自1930年代的椅子
A woman called a long-established furniture store to replace chairs she purchased in the 1930s. W...
A Dog's Funeral | 狗狗的葬礼
A wealthy man's will promises a fortune for holding his dog's funeral. A preacher initially refus...
What Does Your Daddy Do? | 你爸爸是做什么的？
A teacher is shocked when a student describes his father's job as involving crime and drinking. A...
What Is Puberty? | 什么是青春期？
A young girl looks up the definition of 'puberty' and humorously misinterprets the word 'bear', l...
The New Teacher | 新老师
A young boy, George, expresses his initial dislike for his new teacher based on a child's literal...
I Have His Ear in My Pocket | 他的耳朵在我口袋里
Ivan tells his mother he was bitten by another child. When asked if he could identify the culprit...
They're Busy | 他们很忙
A phone caller tries to speak to adults at a boy's home, only to be told repeatedly that everyone...
Who's the Boss? | 谁是老大？
The body's organs argue about leadership until the asshole, by causing dysfunction, forces them t...
Spice Up Your Marriage | 为婚姻增添情趣
Morris complains about his boring marital routine, and Irving humorously suggests "playing doctor...
When Will He Move? | 他何时会搬走？
A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the doctor humorously suggests it might be aft...
The Curse | 咒语
An old man seeks a wizard's help to lift a 40-year-old curse. To remove it, he must recall the ex...
Area 51 Mix-up | 51区乌龙事件
A pilot accidentally lands at the top-secret Area 51, is detained and investigated, then released...
A Comedy of Errors | 一场语言误会
A newspaper editor and an English caller, each attempting to speak the other's language, end up i...
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