Proctor (exceedingly angry): "So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
Sophomore (meekly): "The right leg, sir."
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Mrs. Brown laments losing her dog, and when Mrs. Smith suggests placing a new...
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Uncle Sam looks down on farmers as foolish. When a farmer asks for directions...
A child reports a man beating his father, but when police arrive at a fight b...
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