I Wish | 但愿如此
A wife humorously expresses her wish to be a newspaper to gain her husband's constant attention, ...
The Bald Man's Wisdom | 秃头老先生的智慧
A bald man's wig is blown off by the wind while hunting, amusing his friends. He joins in the lau...
I Was Pushing You | 是我在推你
A hungry monkey and a turtle find a banana tree. When a man approaches, the monkey runs, pulling ...
Confessions | 忏悔
A priest and a rabbi on a train confess to breaking their respective religious rules—eating pork ...
Boogers and Broccoli | 鼻屎与西兰花
A humorous comparison highlighting a common childhood food aversion. | 一个幽默的对比，突显了孩子们普遍对某种食物的抗拒。
Buccaneers | 海盗的双关语
A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double meaning of "buccaneers" in a Halloween costu...
The Hospitable Boy | 好客的男孩
A boy tries to help his mother by finding cheese for a guest's apple pie, with an unexpectedly hu...
I Know the Whole Truth | 我知道全部真相
A boy tests a blackmail trick on his parents with surprising success, only to receive an unexpect...
69 Farts | 六九式与尴尬的意外
A girl's attempt to introduce an inexperienced guy to the '69' position is repeatedly thwarted by...
Opening Day Riddle | 开幕日谜题
A humorous riddle about three ladies at a baseball game who finish a smuggled bottle of whiskey, ...
Peanuts for the Bus Driver | 给公交车司机带花生的老奶奶
An elderly woman gifts her bus driver peanuts daily until he asks her to stop. Her humorous reply...
Arithmetic of Affection | 爱的四则运算
A humorous poem uses arithmetic metaphors to describe a romantic encounter between a boy and a gi...
A Patient's Disturbing Dream | 病人的困扰之梦
A man consults a psychiatrist about a recurring dream involving disturbing themes, ending his acc...
The Smile Test | 微笑测试
A sex therapist uses smile width to guess sexual frequency, but his theory is hilariously upended...
Three Friends' Funerals | 三位朋友的葬礼
Three friends die in a car accident and discuss their desired funeral eulogies while waiting to e...
The Mirror's Twenty | 镜中二十元
A husband uses a mirror trick to deny his wife money for meat, only for her to later use a simila...
Stop Playing Games With My Heart | 别玩弄我的心
A man in a post office is meticulously preparing 1,000 anonymous Valentine's cards. When asked wh...
Legal Misunderstandings | 法律误解
A wealthy lawyer invites two destitute men and their families into his car after finding them eat...
My Leopard Moray Eel | 我的豹纹海鳗
The author describes the captivating behaviors and appearance of a pet leopard moray eel, detaili...
Gulp! Gulp! | 咕咚！咕咚！
A young man in New York, terrified of cockroaches, buys a gecko as a natural solution. The gecko ...
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