I Need A Raise | 我需要加薪
An employee uses "S" symbols to hint at needing a "Salary" raise, while the boss cleverly replies...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 许愿需谨慎
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their birthday. The wife gets world travel ticket...
I Dream of Jeannie | 我梦见了珍妮
Two shipwreck survivors find a magic lamp, but the genie grants only one wish. One man impulsivel...
What's Time to a Pig? | 时间对猪有何意义？
A city visitor questions a farmer's act of holding up a pig to eat apples, seeing it as inefficie...
We Close at Nine | 九点关门
An impatient diner complains about slow service, to which the waitress humorously replies that th...
The Cat Came Back | 猫回来了
A man repeatedly tries to abandon his wife's cat far from home, but the clever feline always retu...
Sitting Swimmingly | 泳池奇赛
A humorous tale of a unique swimming race between three disabled contestants leads to an unexpect...
The Handy-Woman | 全能女工
A blonde woman offers to paint a porch for $50, leading the homeowners to assume she's underestim...
Lessons from My Mother | 母亲的教诲
A humorous and nostalgic list of classic phrases many heard from their mothers while growing up, ...
Blonde Skydiver | 金发跳伞者
A blonde misunderstands a skydiving malfunction as a race challenge. | 一位金发女郎将跳伞故障误解为比赛挑战。
The Weary Housewife | 疲惫的主妇
A weary housewife pours out her troubles to a caller she mistakes for her mother, who offers exte...
The Appliance Store | 电器商店
A blonde woman is denied a purchase at an appliance store because of her hair color. After disgui...
The Blonde Swimmer | 金发游泳选手
A blonde swimmer, finishing far behind her competitors in a breaststroke race, receives a bronze ...
The $65,000 Question | 六万五千美元的问题
A nervous quiz show contestant, Jane, gets the final answer from her husband the night before the...
The Anatomy Sketch | 解剖学课堂上的素描
In an anatomy class, a professor's request to sketch a nude male leads to a humorous misunderstan...
You've Got Blonde Mail | 金发女郎的邮件
A blonde woman repeatedly checks her physical mailbox because her computer keeps notifying her "Y...
A Perfect Solution | 完美的解决方案
A gentleman in a train compartment proposes a morbidly humorous "solution" to end two ladies' qua...
The Indiscriminate Granting of Honorary Degrees | 论荣誉学位的滥授
Woodrow Wilson criticized the past lax standards in awarding honorary degrees, illustrating the a...
Consultation Hours | 诊疗时间
A man seeks a doctor's help for a dog bite outside of consultation hours, leading to a humorous e...
Much Worse | 那就更糟了
A man explains to a policeman that he didn't shout during a robbery to avoid revealing his gold t...
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