By the Almshouse Window | 济贫院窗前
An old maid gazes from an almshouse window at children playing on Copenhagen's historic rampart. ...
The Trained Parrot | 训练有素的鹦鹉
Three sons compete to give their blind mother the best gift: a mansion, a luxury car, and a Bible...
Do You Know Your Monkey? | 你认识你的猴子吗？
A man's beer is stolen by a monkey in a bar. When he complains to the monkey's owner, the piano p...
A Pregnant Woman and a Lightbulb | 孕妇与灯泡
A classic joke contrasting a pregnant woman and a light bulb through a play on words. | 一个通过双关语对比...
Genie in a Bottle | 瓶中精灵
Three friends find a genie on a beach. After the brunette and redhead wish themselves home, the l...
Love at the Front Door | 前门的爱
A man in the hospital learns his dog waits for him at the front door, prompting a witty exchange ...
The Lowest Grade | 最低分
A student protests a zero grade, claiming to have done their best. The professor ironically agree...
Paddy | 帕蒂
A boy mourns his dog Paddy after a misunderstanding. His mother gently told him of Paddy's death,...
The Stubborn Horse | 倔强的马
A novelist recovering from madness presents his psychiatrist with a 500-page manuscript consistin...
Admitting a Fault | 认错
A student who often sleeps in class is mistakenly accused of making faces. By honestly admitting ...
An Exact Number | 准确数字
A tourist is given a humorously precise age for dinosaur bones by a guide who simply adds three y...
Thirteen and Fourteen | 十三与十四
A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are chanting "Thirteen!", only to get poked in...
First Day as a Cab Driver | 出租车司机的第一天
A new taxi driver, previously a funeral van driver for 25 years, is startled when a passenger tap...
That's Me | 是我啊
A drunken man, unable to open his own door, tries to prove his identity to a policeman by pointin...
I Didn't Do It | 我什么也没做
A man returns home to a chaotic house and a seemingly relaxed wife. Her witty reply to his daily ...
The Bald Man's Wisdom | 秃头老先生的智慧
A bald man's wig is blown off by the wind while hunting, amusing his friends. He joins in the lau...
That's the Office You Have Now | 你现在的办公室
A newly promoted employee requests a private office but is offered three problematic alternatives...
The Good Witch | 善良的女巫
A good witch helps a yellow frog and a pink elephant fit in by changing their colors, but cannot ...
Your Halo Is Too Tight | 光圈太紧了
A devout man with impeccable habits complains of an incurable headache. After ruling out all comm...
Waste or Save | 浪费还是节省
A humorous dialogue where a father scolds his son for sleeping in and wasting time, to which the ...
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