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Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟!

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beginner dialogue health humor life-lesson short-story
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A worried patient walked into the doctor's office and said:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
The doctor replied, "Oh, don't worry! Just remember not to smoke for the next few days."

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