Lab Rats | 实验室里的“小白鼠”
A joke at a science convention explains why a lab switched from mice to lawyers for experiments, ...
Guilty? | 有罪吗?
A lawyer argues his client's arm, not the man himself, committed burglary. The judge cleverly sen...
Lawyers on a Light Bulb | 灯泡与律师
A classic joke satirizing the perceived high cost of legal services through a simple light bulb a...
The Lost Ball | 丢失的高尔夫球
Two lawyers bet on a golf game. When one loses his ball and secretly replaces it to avoid a penal...
Jury Candidate's Unexpected Admission | 陪审团候选人的意外坦白
A jury candidate in Dallas shares a personal story about finding her husband unfaithful, humorous...
Insane Dialogue | 疯人院对话
A humorous short dialogue set in an asylum, where one inmate's claim of being Napoleon, backed by...
Emergency Call | 急诊电话
A panicked parent calls a doctor after their child swallows a pen, only to receive a humorous and...
The Supermarket Mother | 超市里的“妈妈”
A young man, moved by an elderly lady's story of her late son, agrees to call her "Mother" as she...
Three Robbers in Potato Sacks | 麻袋里的三个盗贼
Three female robbers hide in potato sacks to evade a police officer. The first two imitate animal...
They're All Drowned | 他们全都淹死了
Painter Hogarth, after a fee dispute, delivers a commissioned painting of the Red Sea crossing as...
The Poisoned Drink | 毒酒
A man at a bar, having suffered a series of catastrophic misfortunes, is preparing to drink poiso...
Bad Blonde Day | 金发女郎的糟糕一天
A short joke that humorously depicts a blonde woman's disoriented state on a bad day through a mi...
Getting On The Bus | 上车记
A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus and unknowingly unzips a stranger's pant...
Impudent Questions | 无礼的问题
A poor girl's innocent imitation of "ladylike" behavior—asking personal questions about drinking,...
Who Was the First Man? | 谁是第一个男人
A teacher asks her class who the first man was. One student cites George Washington's famous epit...
Goodbye, Money | 再见,美元
A family recounts their exhausting but wonderful trip to Disney World. As they leave, the childre...
The Smart Old Lady | 聪明的老太太
A deaf old lady misunderstands a shopkeeper's price of seven dollars, first offering fourteen, th...
Good News or Bad News? | 好消息还是坏消息?
An artist is thrilled to learn all his paintings were sold to a gentleman who inquired about thei...
The Oath | 誓言
A man's desperate oath of death upon rejection is fulfilled, not in passion's immediate aftermath...
The Resurrected Rabbit | 死而复生的兔子
A man tries to cover up his dog's killing of a neighbor's rabbit by cleaning and returning the bo...
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