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How Old Am I? | 我多大了？
A man, elated after a face-lift, seeks validation on his perceived age from strangers. His confid...
The Throwaway Camera | 一次性相机
A couple forgets their camera for a wedding and asks a store owner for a "throwaway" camera, lead...
The Last Payment | 最后一笔抚养费
A father, relieved to make his final child support payment, sends his daughter to deliver the las...
Who Is This Man? | 这个男人是谁
Charles returns home at dawn to find his wife awake. When he discovers a naked man hiding in thei...
Three Whistles | 三声口哨
A man is shocked by the price of a gold necklace and inquires about another item. The jeweler hum...
My Pilot Light Is Out | 我的生命之火已熄
A humorous and poignant poem about the physical changes and diminished sexual vitality that come ...
The Month Is Up | 一月之期
A man at a bar is miserable because his wife's month-long silent treatment is ending today, imply...
The Forgotten Lighter | 被遗忘的打火机
Three contest winners each get a year in a room with their ultimate desire: women, beer, and ciga...
Time Is Money | 时间就是金钱
A passenger points out to a taxi driver that the running meter during a stop proves the adage "ti...
Bring Only One | 只能带一个人
A cannibal brings ten people to a team-building event, arguing that the instruction to 'bring you...
A Comedy of Errors | 一场语言误会
A newspaper editor and an English caller, each attempting to speak the other's language, end up i...
Am I Driving? | 我在开车吗？
A passenger nervously observes the driver running multiple red lights, only to discover the drive...
A Surgical Mishap | 一次手术失误
A surgeon, unable to find a patient's testicles after a hernia operation, replaces them with onio...
Randy the Rooster | 公鸡兰迪
A farmer buys an energetic rooster named Randy to service his hens. Ignoring advice to pace himse...
The Smile Test | 微笑测试
A sex therapist uses smile width to guess sexual frequency, but his theory is hilariously upended...
Work for 7up | 为七喜工作
Four friends at a maternity ward find ironic connections between their newborns and their jobs, u...
British Hospitality | 英式款待
An American tourist in London, desperate for a restroom, is redirected by a policeman to a stunni...
Uncle Frank | 弗兰克叔叔
A man calls home and, through a conversation with his young daughter, orchestrates a chaotic scen...
The Image-Seller | 卖神像的人
A man tries to sell a wooden god, claiming it brings luck. When questioned why he doesn't keep it...
A Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫
A woman seeks a cure for her husband's sleep-talking, and the doctor humorously suggests the solu...