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Whose Phone Is This? | 谁的手机
A man in a club locker room answers a ringing phone and has an extravagant conversation with a wo...
Have You Been a Good Girl? | 你是个好女孩吗？
Three girls at heaven's gate are asked by St. Peter if they've been "good." Their answers about t...
Energizer Bunny Dies | 劲量兔子“去世”
The iconic Energizer Bunny, famous for its relentless energy, has reportedly "died" at age six fr...
Larry's Lamaze Lessons | 拉里的拉玛泽分娩课
In a Lamaze class, the instructor encourages couples to walk together for exercise. A man named L...
Birthday Miracles | 生日奇迹
A man tries to uphold a family tradition of walking on water on his 21st birthday, only to nearly...
A Woman's Age Is Like Continents | 女性年龄如大洲
This metaphorical text compares a woman's life stages to different continents, using stereotypica...
Contented Married Life | 令人满意的婚姻生活
A man shares the "secret" to his happy marriage: his wife handles all small, practical decisions ...
Expands Six Times | 扩张六倍
A biology teacher's question about a body part that expands sixfold is misinterpreted by a studen...
Waking Up Late | 晚起之困
Three elderly men compare their morning health routines, with the oldest revealing that his robus...
A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活
A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume represents his love life, humorously implyi...
Free Kisses | 免费之吻
A gas station's "Free Kisses with Fill-Up" promotion involves a guessing game that a customer sus...
The Blind Man | 盲人
Two nuns, forbidden from getting paint on their habits, decide to paint naked. They let in a man ...
Apples of the Tree of Life | 生命树上的苹果
A father poetically describes his anatomy to his daughter, prompting a witty and sarcastic retort...
Over the Counter | 柜台之上
A man asks a pharmacist if he can get Viagra "over the counter." The pharmacist humorously interp...
Sisters | 姐妹
A sophisticated city woman arranges a date for her visiting younger sister, leading to an awkward...
Broken Escalators | 故障的自动扶梯
A humorous observation reimagines a broken escalator not as out of order, but as temporarily tran...
Stop Playing Games With My Heart | 别玩弄我的心
A man in a post office is meticulously preparing 1,000 anonymous Valentine's cards. When asked wh...
The Lollipop Salesman | 棒棒糖销售员
Three men trespass into a sheik's harem and face punishment tailored to their professions, leadin...
A Unique Path to Parenthood | 独特的为人父母之路
Two gay men pursue biological parenthood with a friend's help, leading to a humorous misunderstan...
Goldberg Is Absent Today | 古德伯格今天缺席
A teacher, habitually calling on the same student, is cleverly evaded by the student who declares...