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Still Up in Bed | 还赖在床上
A boy repeatedly giggles when told his parents are "still up in bed," revealing he gave his fathe...
I Hope So | 我希望如此
A humorous dialogue where a father, when asked if his son will forget his college education, iron...
Amish Bumper Sticker | 阿米什人的“保险杠贴纸”
A humorous, hand-printed sign on an Amish carriage in Pennsylvania advertises it as an energy-eff...
In the Groove | 恰到好处
A hippie repeatedly orders food and drinks with the quirky request for everything to be "right in...
Your Horse Called | 你的马打电话来了
A man explains a note with "Daisy" on it as a horse's name to his jealous wife, only to be hit ag...
Class Action Down South | 南方集体诉讼
A man from the South humorously asks his lawyer if he can sue a beer company for the unattractive...
The Nymphomaniac | 性瘾者
A man's casual encounter takes an exhausting turn when he discovers his partner's insatiable appe...
Think of the Good Side | 想想好的一面
A widow, when advised to look on the bright side after her husband's funeral, offers a darkly hum...
Vasectomy Consultation | 结扎手术咨询
A patient expresses his desire for a vasectomy to a doctor. The doctor emphasizes the seriousness...
The High-Tech Milking Machine | 高科技挤奶机
A farmer tests a new high-tech milking machine on himself, finding it pleasurable but then gettin...
Area 51 Mix-up | 51区乌龙事件
A pilot accidentally lands at the top-secret Area 51, is detained and investigated, then released...
The Birthday Sex Certificate | 生日性爱礼券
A man, stumped for a birthday gift for his wife, follows his friend's suggestion to give her a ce...
The Best Reward | 最好的奖赏
A naval officer, rescued by a deck hand after falling overboard, is told that the best reward is ...
The Unconventional Weight Loss Program | 非常规减肥计划
A man achieves remarkable weight loss through a company's unconventional incentive-based programs...
Office Maxims | 办公室生存法则
A collection of satirical and cynical aphorisms about workplace culture, survival, and human natu...
The Greatest Swordsman | 天下第一剑客
A tale of three swordsmen demonstrating their skill on a fly, culminating in the champion's unexp...
Weather Prediction | 天气预报
A film director hires a Native American man for his uncanny weather predictions, only to discover...
Equal Landings and Takeoffs | 着陆与起飞次数相等
A fundamental aviation safety principle taught during Air Corps pilot training emphasizes the cri...
Four Fingers | 四根手指
Two men in a bar's restroom share a humorous and self-deprecating observation about anatomy and p...
S.O.B. | 另一个混蛋
A father stipulates in his will that the family home goes to his children if his wife remarries, ...