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Giving Up My Seat | 让座
A little boy tells his mother he gave up his seat on the bus as his father instructed, only to re...
300% Impotent | 300% 无能
A woman humorously explains her husband's "300% impotence" to a confused doctor, citing both the ...
I Work for 7up | 我在七喜公司工作
Four friends at a maternity ward find ironic connections between their jobs and their newborn mul...
PreMed Physics | 医学预科生的物理课
A pre-med student questions the relevance of physics, and the professor's sharp retort highlights...
That's Once | 第一次
A wife reveals the secret to her long, happy marriage: during their honeymoon, her husband shot a...
The Thrill Is Gone | 真扫兴
A wife asks for an impractical and romantic gift for her anniversary. Her husband gives her a gol...
The Husband Store | 丈夫商店
A satirical story about a "Husband Store" where each ascending floor offers men with more desirab...
The Mood Ring | 情绪戒指
A wife humorously describes how her mood ring reflects her emotions: green for good moods, and a ...
The Mirror's Twenty | 镜中二十元
A husband uses a mirror trick to deny his wife money for meat, only for her to later use a simila...
The Old Couple's Quarrel | 老夫妻的争吵
A quarrelsome old man, after losing a case before a magistrate, threatens to escalate his legal b...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A doctor delivers a diagnosis of Alzheimer's to a patient, framing it as 'bad news'. The punchlin...
You Cook Better Now Than Before | 厨艺今胜昔
A story about Robert and Ann, a couple who met in the hospital. Their routine involves Robert cut...
Anniversary Mistake | 周年纪念日的错误
A man forgets his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demands a high-performance car as a gift. T...
Your Children and My Children | 你的孩子和我的孩子
A man with five children marries a widow with six, and they have three more together. One day, hi...
Direct vs. Indirect Taxation: A Metaphor | 直接税与间接税：一个隐喻
A husband explains the difference between direct and indirect taxes using a simple metaphor about...
A Useful Lesson | 一堂有用的课
A father takes his son to a bar for his 18th birthday to teach him about drinking limits, but the...
The $800 Debt | 八百美元的债务
A wife, answering the door in a towel, is offered $800 by her neighbor Bob to drop it. She does, ...
The Sandwich Code | 三明治暗语
A couple uses sandwich meat names as a secret code during intimacy to avoid alerting the girl's y...
Are You the Manager? | 您是经理吗？
A woman in a pub uses increasingly intimate and suggestive behavior to get a bartender's attentio...
Response Ability | 应对的智慧
Three anecdotes illustrate practical wisdom and clever responses in different situations. | 三则轶事分...