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Beauty and The Beast | 美女与野兽
A man, anticipating a large inheritance, tries to impress a beautiful woman at a bar with his fut...
Too Smart for Dad | 青出于蓝
A young man cleverly explains his late return by claiming he stopped a clock from striking, impre...
The Wager | 赌约
An elderly man makes a provocative wager with a car dealer, challenging him to mimic intimate act...
Wit & Wisdom | 妙语箴言
A collection of witty and thought-provoking short sayings that blend humor with insight on life, ...
The Naming of Things | 命名之事
A woman awakens from a coma to learn her brother named her twins. Relieved by the lovely name "De...
The Unexpected Patient | 不期而至的病人
An 86-year-old man visits his doctor, concerned about physical symptoms during intimacy. The doct...
The Twin Boys | 双胞胎男孩
A visitor notices twin boys with different eye colors and jokingly questions their mother, who ch...
Jehovah's Witness Meets Hell's Angel | 耶和华见证人与地狱天使的相遇
A humorous joke that imagines the unlikely combination of a proselytizing Jehovah's Witness and a...
The Legend of Chuck Norris | 查克·诺里斯传奇
A collection of humorous and hyperbolic "facts" celebrating the mythical toughness and impossible...
Only Wrong by Two | 只差两个数
A football coach pleads with a dean to admit a talented but academically weak player. When the st...
Sleep On It | 三思而后行
A life insurance agent uses a clever and humorous line to encourage a client to make a thoughtful...
The Terrorist Killer | 恐怖分子杀手
A garden centre employee spots a man with a concealed pistol and reports a potential terrorist to...
The Golfer's Adjustment | 高尔夫球手的调整
A golfer's errant shot triggers a catastrophic chain of events, but his only concern is adjusting...
Tarzan and Jane | 泰山与简
A reporter seeking the legendary Tarzan in the jungle witnesses his primal behavior and offers he...
Anything | 任何事
A lonely forester's quest for companionship takes an unexpected turn when he rescues a woman, who...
The Buffalo Theory | 水牛理论
A humorous analogy from "Cheers" compares a buffalo herd's survival to alcohol's effect on the br...
You Were in My Class | 你在我班上
A woman visits a new dentist and suspects he might be her high school crush. Upon meeting the age...
Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby | 未出世宝宝安排的婚姻
A conversation reveals a shift from parent-arranged marriages to one necessitated by premarital p...
The Magic Light | 神奇的灯
A drunk man mistakes the fridge light for a toilet's automatic light, believing he has gained sup...
The Korean War Is Over | 朝鲜战争已经结束了
An American visitor in China uses a historical reference to humorously deflect a persistent toast...