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Determining Sex | 确定婴儿性别
A humorous Q&A highlighting childbirth as the definitive method for determining a baby's biologic...
Fines | 罚款
A dean announces escalating fines for entering opposite-gender dorms, prompting a student to humo...
Arithmetic of Affection | 爱的四则运算
A humorous poem uses arithmetic metaphors to describe a romantic encounter between a boy and a gi...
A Patient's Disturbing Dream | 病人的困扰之梦
A man consults a psychiatrist about a recurring dream involving disturbing themes, ending his acc...
The Lucky Frog | 幸运青蛙
A man's terrible golf game turns around after he follows the advice of a talking frog. The frog b...
Making Changes | 人生变革
A phone call reveals a witty and decisive voicemail message about personal life changes, implying...
Put That Ring Back On | 把戒指戴回去
A soldier removed his wedding ring to prevent damage during WWII. After a promotion, his wife's r...
You Do The Math | 幽默数学：生活方程式
A collection of humorous, tongue-in-cheek "equations" and observations about gender dynamics in r...
Sports Families | 运动世家
Three men from different countries on a train boast about their families using sports metaphors, ...
The Hearing Aid and the Will | 助听器与遗嘱
A man regains perfect hearing with aids but keeps it secret from his family, using his newfound a...
How Much Is It? | 这个多少钱？
Mrs. Hermann takes her husband shopping, where his automatic response to everything she admires i...
Please Hang Up and Try Again | 请挂断重拨
A man calls home, mistakenly believes his wife is having an affair based on a conversation with a...
Massage | 按摩
A man on a massage table becomes aroused during a massage. The masseuse notices and offers to lea...
A Thanksgiving Forecast | 感恩节气象预报
This humorous piece mimics a weather forecast to describe the Thanksgiving feast experience, from...
Worse | 更糟
A humorous dialogue where one man complains about his easily angered wife, only to be outdone by ...
A West Point Visit | 西点军校见闻
The narrator recounts a visit to West Point for a football game, where fans' requests for photos ...
The Schitt Family Tree | 席特家族谱系
This humorous text reveals the fictional lineage of the "Schitt" family, explaining the origins a...
A Promise or a Threat? | 是许诺还是威胁？
A man seeks his friend's interpretation of his wife's angry declaration to live with her mother, ...
Wordplay Wonders | 谐音妙趣
A playful poem using homophones and near-homophones to create humorous and educational wordplay, ...
Who Will Wash the Dishes | 谁来洗碗
The Joneses enjoy a rare night out at the cinema. On their drive home, they see a couple racing e...