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The Counseling Session | 咨询时刻
A couple seeks counseling to save their marriage. The counselor's unconventional demonstration—ki...
What Soldiers? | 什么士兵？
A wife points out soldiers staring at a passing girl, but her husband humorously fails to notice ...
Therapeutic Advice | 治疗建议
Two friends discuss sexual problems. One couple's unconventional therapy yields success, promptin...
Three Friends' Funerals | 三位朋友的葬礼
Three friends die in a car accident and discuss their desired funeral eulogies while waiting to e...
The Bald Man and His Wig | 秃头男人与假发
A bald man's wig is blown off by the wind while hunting, amusing his friends. He joins in the lau...
The Tall Woman and the Midget | 高个女人与侏儒
A tall woman and a midget connect at a party and return to her apartment. The woman expresses cur...
Two AA Batteries | 两节AA电池
A woman makes a witty pun in response to a clerk's direction in a hardware store. | 一位女士在五金店里对店员的...
Three Old Ladies | 三位老妇人
Three older ladies share humorous anecdotes about age-related forgetfulness, with the third lady'...
The Life of an Egg | 一枚鸡蛋的悲催一生
This humorous text anthropomorphizes an egg to list its "miserable" life experiences, from being ...
A Heavenly Mistake | 天堂的误会
Three men from different countries are offered a chance to return to life for $500 each, revealin...
A Trip to Disney | 迪士尼之旅
A family's immersive and exhausting three-day trip to Disney World ends with a humorous farewell,...
Dormitory Rules | 宿舍规定
The Dean announces escalating fines for entering opposite-gender dorms, prompting a student to hu...
Bus Stop Smell | 公交车站的气味
A man makes an inappropriate and offensive remark to a woman at a bus stop, and her angry rejecti...
Funding For Froggies | 青蛙贷款记
A frog named Kermit Jagger applies for a bank loan using a tiny pink elephant as collateral. The ...
A Puzzling Problem | 一道家庭关系难题
A man describes a convoluted family situation created by marriages between a widower, a widow, an...
Visual Training | 视力训练
A recruit accurately identifies a distant digging party's composition, including a sergeant, duri...
Giving Up My Seat | 让座
A little boy tells his mother he gave up his seat on the bus as his father instructed, only to re...
300% Impotent | 300% 无能
A woman humorously explains her husband's "300% impotence" to a confused doctor, citing both the ...
I Work for 7up | 我在七喜公司工作
Four friends at a maternity ward find ironic connections between their jobs and their newborn mul...
PreMed Physics | 医学预科生的物理课
A pre-med student questions the relevance of physics, and the professor's sharp retort highlights...