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Is That You, Jack? | 如何防止丈夫晚归
A humorous anecdote about a wife's subtle way of reminding her husband not to stay out too late. ...
Zen Sarcasm | 禅意讽刺集
A collection of witty, paradoxical, and darkly humorous aphorisms that subvert conventional wisdo...
The 1 AM Seminar | 凌晨一点的研讨会
A man stopped by police at 1 a.m. claims he's heading to a seminar on alcohol's harmful effects. ...
How to Gain an Extra Vacation Day | 如何多休一天假
An employee, desperate for time off, pretends to be a light bulb by hanging upside-down to appear...
The Lesson of Observation | 观察的教训
A medical lecturer demonstrates the importance of precise observation by tricking his students in...
The Horse Whisperer | 马语者
A man twice wins a bar's challenge to manipulate a horse's emotions for money, revealing his crud...
Raccoon Relocation | 浣熊搬迁记
A wildlife official recounts a caller's concern about separating a possibly monogamous raccoon co...
The Mysterious Cell Phone | 神秘来电
A man in a golf club locker room answers a stranger's phone on speaker, casually agreeing to extr...
When Will He Move? | 他何时会搬走?
A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the doctor humorously suggests it might be aft...
The Curse | 咒语
An old man seeks a wizard's help to lift a 40-year-old curse. To remove it, he must recall the ex...
That's My Husband | 那是我丈夫
A humorous misunderstanding occurs when a French nanny mistakes the lady's husband for a misbehav...
The Fortuneteller | 算命师
A man visits a fortuneteller for fun. When she claims he has two children, he corrects her, sayin...
The Perfect Woman | 完美女友
Bob searches for a girlfriend his mother will approve of. Following a friend's advice, he finds o...
Thermometer or Pen | 体温计还是笔
A doctor mistakes a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear for his pen, leading to a humorous e...
I'm a Bachelor | 我是个单身汉
Jack humorously informs a nurse of his marital status after a bicycle accident. | 杰克在自行车事故后,幽默地向护...
The Shaved Beard | 剃掉的胡须
A man reluctantly shaves his beard for his girlfriend, only for his wife to mistake him for her l...
Why Did You Do That? | 为何如此
A story about cultural perceptions of abundance. A Russian and a Cuban casually discard vodka and...
What's Your Name? | 你叫什么名字?
A stern officer named Stone intimidates new recruits. When asking names, the last soldier hesitan...
Trying for Years | 多年尝试
A man visits the police station not to press charges, but to learn the burglar's secret for enter...
Barbara Ann | 芭芭拉·安
A man explains to his wife that "Barbara Ann" on a paper is a racehorse's name, avoiding suspicio...